Text Messages from Alor Setar
Husband: Darling! Guess what??? I finally sold my Porsche!!! Wife: Great. Now you can buy me a new pair of glasses cuz' I've just lost mine. Husband: You don't need a pair of new glasses. You need new EYES!!! Wife: Oh...No wonder I'm with you. Husband: (silence.....no more.......click to learn what next.