After having lunch with a pregnant friend I haven’t seen since forever, Tee asked me today in the shower.
“Mommy? Aunty M’s stomach is a bit big. She has a baby?”
“Yes, she has a baby. E’s going to be a big brother.”
“Is there a baby in your bum?”
I was so stunned that there was silence for a good ten seconds. Yes Madam Short Stuff, I get the hint.
“NO! I DO NOT HAVE A BABY IN MY BUM!”
The nerve of these children.
**************************************************************************Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin is a former Design Architect turned Multi-Million Dollar Digital Entrepreneur. She sets out to prove to all that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.
Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past and doubled her salary 5 times over 5 organisations but has grown THREE BUSINESSES to 7 FIGURES within an 8 year period. She now shows others EXACTLY HOW after retiring her own husband from employment. He is now the official dog walker, family driver, chef and THE BEST FATHER to their two girls and THE BEST HUSBAND to the woman who CHOSE HIM!
Mamapumpkin is the girl who has nothing but fights for everything including YOU. She is idealistic in her desire to put unbelievable amounts of money and extrardinary happiness into the lives of good people so we can change the world together believing in happiness for ALL. She strives to impact lives authentically wanting to reduce poverty cycles and enable quality education for all and always supports the voiceless. She believes we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.
A beautiful life without limits.
If you wish to learn how to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave to take action. Mamapumpkin's purpose is to build people. Her gift is to help them UNCOVER their HIDDEN GIFTS. She operates fairly and always leaves an impression. You either love her or not and she is alright either way.
She is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything with anyone, as she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.
HAHAHA……u almost make me fall from the chair!
hahahahaha!! My man was sitting beside me while I was reading this and I had to include him in the joke!
Tee oh Tee! The wonders of you! hahha!!
Hmm…I dun believe you! Take a pic of your bum and show it to us 😛
HA! I probably shouldn’t be laughing. These kids are something else aren’t they? You gotta love it
LOL…so how many months pregnant is ur bum???
OMG, that was hillarious!! That’s why I luv reading ur blog which destresses me.
LOL! thanks for making my day too…sat in half a day of biz review meeting at office and it was oh so dreadful. this post lighted me up again. you take care mamapumpkin! 🙂
hahahahhaha THAT is funny!