The thing about travelling with friends is you really start to get to know each others idiosyncrasies and habits. You get to tell whether your friend is neat or not. Does she fold all her clothes or toss it everywhere? Does she kick off her shoes or plant them nicely where they should be? Does she make her bed despite being in a hotel room? What about their toilet habits?

Recently, I travelled with some friends to celebrate a birthday. On the way back in the airport after consuming too much spicy food, these two jokers said they were very gassy. Walking all the way down the ramps to boarding the flight, one said she was leaving a trail of gas behind every step of the way……………

I felt sorry for the women behind for they had to endure the wrath of it all. See, they even had to lift their legs up like dogs to fart. What kind of friends do I have anyway??? Truth be told, if you fart with your legs closed, sometimes you release a LOUD belching choo-choo train sound. If you want to be discreet, then you should really open your legs or pull your ass apart so that the gas gets released openly and easily. Otherwise, be prepared for PPPPPRRRRRrrrrrrtttttttt!!!!!

Which is exactly what happened to me at the spa recently. Oh my fucking God. I didn’t know where to hide my face and pitied the masseuse and then I started laughing which made me release more loud sounds!!! I’m never going back there, of course.

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Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin is a former Design Architect turned Multi-Million Dollar Digital Entrepreneur. She sets out to prove to all that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.

Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past and doubled her salary 5 times over 5 organisations but has grown THREE BUSINESSES to 7 FIGURES within an 8 year period. She now shows others EXACTLY HOW after retiring her own husband from employment. He is now the official dog walker, family driver, chef and THE BEST FATHER to their two girls and THE BEST HUSBAND to the woman who CHOSE HIM!

Mamapumpkin is the girl who has nothing but fights for everything including YOU. She is idealistic in her desire to put unbelievable amounts of money and extrardinary happiness into the lives of good people so we can change the world together believing in happiness for ALL. She strives to impact lives authentically wanting to reduce poverty cycles and enable quality education for all and always supports the voiceless. She believes we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.

A beautiful life without limits.

If you wish to learn how to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave to take action. Mamapumpkin's purpose is to build people. Her gift is to help them UNCOVER their HIDDEN GIFTS. She operates fairly and always leaves an impression. You either love her or not and she is alright either way.

She is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything with anyone, as she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.