Selamat Hari Raya Haji to all of you who celebrate and for the rest of you, I hope you enjoy the holiday today!
Oops. I just realised that the title of this post doesn’t quite go with a sacrificial religious celebration, does it?
Oh, what the hell. God sees the heart…..and so to lighten up your day in some way, I shall share my momentary excitement.
For those who don’t know, this entire year, because T1 has school super early and because T2 still wakes at night to nurse, the Hubs and I sleep in separate rooms. He sleeps with T1 and wakes at 630am for the school run before jamming it to work and I wake throughout the night to entertain my very cheeky baby and then barely survive each day to keep both my kids and myself alive. It’s a struggle till it’s getting depressing what with my Mom ill and having to watch over her as well.
Anyway, the point I’m trying to make is that the Hubs and I, we hardly have any opportunity for sex. Not even a quickie. Zilch. Nada. And I guess, even if we wanted to, we are usually sooooooo exhausted at the end of every work day (and weekends are work days too, for us!), that we’ve just accepted that we’ll be sending our kids to boarding school early. Oh, yes. Just so we can have wild, raging hot sex again on the kitchen counter top. Or on the deck of a boat, or the balcony of a private beach villa beneath the starry mooned sky. Oh, I can dream……
Believe me when I say, sex is the FURTHEST thing from our minds with 2 very demanding girls. Even when we both strut about in our underwear because it’s just too hot!
But the other day, whilst the Hubs was home from work telling me about his day, I noticed that he couldn’t keep his eyes off my chest. His eyes, they kept looking at mine in conversation, then kept getting distracted back to my chest.
Oooo….was he having a moment? Has it been that long? Did milky, saggy breasts appeal to him after all?
Part of me felt like cutting him short and getting myself out of that situation. A cold shower always works, right? Yet part of me felt sexy. Like, ooooo……perhaps he still found me hot and sexy despite the folds of flab and always looking like a frazzled, harrassed mad woman, which I am. I told you, I can dream, right?
I swear, his eyes…..they couldn’t keep of my breasts whilst we were discussing construction budgets and shopping mall issues and office gossip of who slept with who and building underground spaces. And finally, he walked over to touch me….
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To remove this from my bra……
WHAT??? YOU MEAN YOUR HAND IS NOT HERE TO CARESS MY BREAST??? I didn’t say that, of course.
It was a sticker WITH MY NAME that T1 had stuck onto my bra without my knowledge…….T1, not T2. The big kid. *sigh* Well, that was short-lived.
Did I ever tell you about the sticker she stuck onto my forehead without me knowing and I spent a few hours out and about and nobody told me? What about the sticker she stuck onto my bum, whilst I wore a black skirt, also out and about? I could so kill that kid.
OK, my nursing bras are not very sexy but they are nursing bras! And there is really no need for a sexy bra when I sleep with a baby and a baby alone…..fret not. The Hubs and I….we have our plans once the girls get booted off to boarding school. And believe me when I say we will be using lots of contraception. We are so done with kids.
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ooo.. did the sticker say “daddy! daddy! look here! look here!”? bless T1, she has the best intentions, I’m sure. And next time, don’t waste her effort and muster all the little energy you have left to respond to those staring eyes. heh!
woot!
Initially I thought you were so sex deprived that you have to spill out your frustration here! kakakaka
Tired them out today (let them swim 50 laps!) and tonight you can have some sexy moments with the hub lar… *wink*
LoL! I SO LOVE THIS POST! hahahahhahaha… come come.. send your kids over to my place once in a while so u n hubs can have that ‘ehem ehem’ moment on the kitchen top again! 😀
I kenot imagine waiting until the kids go to boarding school lah!!! Supplies run dry dy by then… Uwek 😛
Oh man! Potong steam only! Kakakakaka!
ROFL!!!! Ur post sure destressed me! I know what u mean as both me & the hub’s went tru this dry spell for 3 yrs when I was nursing Abilash. He used to nurse 6 x every single night till he was 3. So I feel your pain & hang in there.
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your post made my day.. I am off to bed now with a smile on my face…
hahahha.. your post is just hilarious.. i just like how open you are in writting this! totally enjoyed it..
ROTFL! This post certainly woke my sleepy brain up today!
hahahah….. simply love this post.
looks like you got to make time for it, a quickie will help..haha
LOL…aiya, I thought u end up with a hot quickie session
You are so funny woman. I have the same sentiments as everyone else who has commented on this post – AIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…….sorry, but, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! At least he WAS looking at the RIGHT direction!
*laughing* hahaha tks for yr entertainment at this boring hours 😀
i can imagine how u feel sexy when the eyes were set on yr boobs….but only to discover wrong channel, alamak…still laughing 😛
Hahaha, sooooo funny!