Last night, I begged the Hubs to give me an oil rub as I was so stressed from the lack of sleep. The Hubs, the love of my life, obliged. Well, under duress, as I had threatened to hump him had he hesitated for a second. And believe me, it is no fun being humped by a large, horny blubberific whale.
Using a Mandarin scented oil in an air-conditioned room, I was stark naked, a sight to behold, all 75 kilos of flesh and mass. The dimmed room of mild citrus provided the set as I lowered my sleepy eyelids into slumber when my pregnant body, the one that had been injected with a gallon of neat caffeine, slowly melted into relaxation. Every stroke of his thumb tingled a nerve within my blubber and sent it straight into a sea of calm and after about two thousand mild caresses, I was snoring like a pig who’d just ran the marathon. Apologies for spoiling the romantic interlude…..
This morning, I woke up completely charged as I hadn’t had such a good sleep for such a long time! I seriously felt ready to take on the world again, pregnant or not.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is the key to a fantastic pregnancy. I kid you not.
**************************************************************************Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin is a former Design Architect turned Multi-Million Dollar Digital Entrepreneur. She sets out to prove to all that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.
Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past and doubled her salary 5 times over 5 organisations but has grown THREE BUSINESSES to 7 FIGURES within an 8 year period. She now shows others EXACTLY HOW after retiring her own husband from employment. He is now the official dog walker, family driver, chef and THE BEST FATHER to their two girls and THE BEST HUSBAND to the woman who CHOSE HIM!
Mamapumpkin is the girl who has nothing but fights for everything including YOU. She is idealistic in her desire to put unbelievable amounts of money and extrardinary happiness into the lives of good people so we can change the world together believing in happiness for ALL. She strives to impact lives authentically wanting to reduce poverty cycles and enable quality education for all and always supports the voiceless. She believes we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.
A beautiful life without limits.
If you wish to learn how to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave to take action. Mamapumpkin's purpose is to build people. Her gift is to help them UNCOVER their HIDDEN GIFTS. She operates fairly and always leaves an impression. You either love her or not and she is alright either way.
She is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything with anyone, as she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.
