OK – I’ve thought about it. My first resolution for the year has to be working hard.
Working hard enough till I can implement my invention of the T-1703 MUM – every mothers’ dream machine. The T-1703 MUM is the latest user friendly device of the milenium that will help mothers globally maintain control of their toddlers. A mechanism that can be customised according to your toddler’s temperament, all from the comforts of your favourite place in the home – with the click of a series of buttons. How cool is that?
Yup. This will definitely be my ticket to multi-millionairedom.
The T-1703 MUM can within seconds :-
- Send your toddler to bed, with 2 settings – day sleep (2 hrs) or night sleep (12 hrs)
- Ensure your toddler plays quietly by him/herself beside you for a whole hour
- Make your toddler perform acts of affection in abundance – 15 kisses, 5 hugs and say “I love you to the Moon and back, Mummy! For ever and ever!”
- Turn on the hearing and understanding power of toddlers by 15 decibals and 30 metric intelligence quotients ratings
- Turn on toddler self-cleaning mechanism for bathing and other toilet activities
- Induce toddler’s inner ability to recycle nutrients for continuous growth
- Make your toddler perform little favours, like fetching things or giving massages and walking the dog
- Say things you want him/her to say
And at all other times, just allow your toddler to be his/her natural self with his/her charming personality.
Oh and I almost forget! The T-1703 MUM also has an additional feature – a Mummy’s toy – AAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
What do you think?
**************************************************************************Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin is a former Design Architect turned Multi-Million Dollar Digital Entrepreneur. She sets out to prove to all that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.
Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past and doubled her salary 5 times over 5 organisations but has grown THREE BUSINESSES to 7 FIGURES within an 8 year period. She now shows others EXACTLY HOW after retiring her own husband from employment. He is now the official dog walker, family driver, chef and THE BEST FATHER to their two girls and THE BEST HUSBAND to the woman who CHOSE HIM!
Mamapumpkin is the girl who has nothing but fights for everything including YOU. She is idealistic in her desire to put unbelievable amounts of money and extrardinary happiness into the lives of good people so we can change the world together believing in happiness for ALL. She strives to impact lives authentically wanting to reduce poverty cycles and enable quality education for all and always supports the voiceless. She believes we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.
A beautiful life without limits.
If you wish to learn how to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave to take action. Mamapumpkin's purpose is to build people. Her gift is to help them UNCOVER their HIDDEN GIFTS. She operates fairly and always leaves an impression. You either love her or not and she is alright either way.
She is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything with anyone, as she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.
