A Mother's Monologue

4 x 4 x 4

Posted on July 21, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Health Freak Mommy has asked me some very difficult questions, which I have to dig and sort, the chaos within my brain (I do have one, whether it is working or not - debatable) in order to offer some sense. It is quite a jungle up there. But she's.......click to learn what next.

I hate models

Posted on July 20, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

It's official. Here's why. 6am at the airport: The models (secretly famine victims from Ethopia) dive in to McDonald's meals (all of them) and not just 1 meal per model. On top of their value meals, they have side orders of extra hash.......click to learn what next.

Text Messages from Alor Setar

Posted on July 20, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Husband: Darling! Guess what??? I finally sold my Porsche!!! Wife: Great. Now you can buy me a new pair of glasses cuz' I've just lost mine. Husband: You don't need a pair of new glasses. You need new EYES!!! Wife: Oh...No wonder I'm.......click to learn what next.

Mana Ada System delayed…..

Posted on July 19, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Post from Alor Setar: Yes, they have internet. Not only padi fields.  The Hubs has survived 13 successful hours with Tee alone today. Woot! Well done, Daddy! However, he has another 7 to go and last I heard, she'd already started searching for her.......click to learn what next.

3.09am – in my bedroom

Posted on July 18, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Tee turns over in her sleep and mumbles, "Mummy, I really need to shi-shi..." Not sure if she is dreaming, I lift my fingers off the keyboard and wait in silence. Her eyes are closed. Then. Again, "Mummy......?" "Yes, baby..." "I need to.......click to learn what next.

I am a Liar

Posted on July 17, 2007September 13, 2019 by Mamapumpkin

Just in case you were wondering why I'm doing a blog marathon today when I'm supposed to be busy working, it is because I have already written these in the past but am posting them only today. OK? I cannot stand to leave.......click to learn what next.

Tuesdays with Morrie

Posted on July 17, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

My ambition - to write a book: Everyday with Tee Wouldn't that be a Best Seller??? Hehe..... Port Klang Best Seller maybe? **************************************************** Now that it has been 2 weeks since I've finished the easy read, Tuesdays with Morrie, I don't feel it.......click to learn what next.

Malaysian Police Force

Posted on July 17, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Whilst stationery behind a copper at a traffic light, a car in front of the copper turned right crossing a double line, then made a 3 point turn, causing traffic to hold behind him. And got off scott free. THEN. The copper beat.......click to learn what next.

Stay At Home Mom (SAHM) or Full Time Working Mom (FTWM)

Posted on July 17, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Edited to add: What pisses me off is I've cut and paste from Lian's site and now my font has gone all wonky. I cannot stand it. Does anyone know how to fix this? I am a designer and the following is blurring to my eyes!!! .......click to learn what next.

Lovely Friend and Facials

Posted on July 17, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

I had lunch with a lovely friend today and she made my day with a complimentary facial! I mean, how sweet is that??? Ever since I became responsible for another being, I have been for a facial, once. Oh yes. That was free.......click to learn what next.

Story that can’t be told

Posted on July 16, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

I told the Hubs a great true story today that sent him to tears. He was gagging from so much laughter that I said I just had to blog about it. But he said NO NO NO!!! I said, C'mon....my readers know I'm gross.......click to learn what next.

I have my head in the clouds but am still better off than some models

Posted on July 16, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Last Sunday, I left the earthquake of my home to find peace where I could get a relaxing foot massage and finish off my deadlines for work. I took off with my laptop and relished the solitude whilst listening to Alanis Morissette's "I'm.......click to learn what next.

How couples rub off on each other

Posted on July 15, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Warning : long post ahead.  ************************************************ I once heard a couple guru say, 'the longer a compatible couple are together, the more they start looking like one another.' This is true as far as I've observed. I've been couple watching since puberty to break.......click to learn what next.

Blog Holiday

Posted on July 14, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

For the next 10 days, Baby Heinz photo shoot - Jalan Bukit Pantai Avon fashion show - Alor Setar Work deadlines (will take 15 days) - whilst getting my feet massaged or sipping coffee at Starbucks Chiropractor - Jalan Maarof School visit - Jalan ???.......click to learn what next.

See how happy McDonald’s makes my girl!

Posted on July 13, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

  She is such a poser, it's not funny. She is off to pose for a Baby Heinz press ad this Saturday in her second charity stint. I am proud of her. She tells everyone that when she is a big girl, she.......click to learn what next.