A Mother's Monologue

Mommy and Me – Role Reversals

Posted on August 13, 2007August 13, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

My almost three year old daughter, for some reason, loves playing Mommy. Not to her dolls or teddy bears. But to ME. I'd imagined that at this age, they would like playing Mommy to their dolls or teddy bears because they like emulating.......click to learn what next.

Technorati – is that a radio station?

Posted on August 12, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Technorati Profile Today I was at Technorati trying to figure out how to install it into my new site. There were some instructions to paste the above code here so that is what I have done. I am still so blur when it.......click to learn what next.

Divorce Trumps

Posted on August 11, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Humour for the weekend. I got this on an email today that I thought I'd share. Dear Wife, I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and.......click to learn what next.

Chinese Custom of Greeting Family Members

Posted on August 11, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

We attended 2 family functions today and another 2 tomorrow. All my side of the family. Am I busy, or am I busy? The first was to celebrate a family member's birthday. The crowd was international, consisting of professionals; Doctors, Architects, Businessmen, Financial Analysts,.......click to learn what next.

Birthday for the Piscean Man

Posted on August 11, 2007August 11, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

For my above 30 year old brother's birthday this year, I got him this. And look what he did! . . . . . .  He licked her knickers off.....  Chewed on her G-string...... And dug into her tits. Warning to those with.......click to learn what next.

The upsides and downsides of Motherhood. Here.

Posted on August 10, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Today, my sugar mummy took me shopping. (secret: if you want to inherit one, do real good and you will have one in your next life :-)) I have been rather glum and well, if you were in my position, day-in day-out, you.......click to learn what next.

I’m back, not even I can believe it…

Posted on August 9, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Finally. After 5 whole days. What? You mean it's only been 5 days? It bloody felt like weeks! It was like being in prison, being punished, when your days are so long and your nights even longer. After pails of coffee, very little.......click to learn what next.

Last post here – Blog suspended

Posted on August 5, 2007August 6, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Friend from New York just left. Another friend from New York arriving. Busy....then we're off for a holiday. I am working on the new blog. My old blog was transferred but now I've decided that I want a new look so I'm learning.......HTML.......click to learn what next.

Under pressure already before the age of Three

Posted on August 2, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Today, whilst moving around the house from the living room into the kitchen, I sternly commanded Tee to put away her toys as it was getting out of hand. I get headaches just being present in a tornado state. She sighed with exasperation,.......click to learn what next.

Bridge collapses in the USA

Posted on August 2, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Hrrmmph......I have always had this fear in KL, especially with the state of corruption in our lovely land. And ESPECIALLY since I was in the construction industry, and KNOW exactly how contractors cheat and take short cuts. It's all about making money. Not.......click to learn what next.

Rockin’ Girl Blogger Award

Posted on August 1, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Apparently I rock so hard, I haven't a clue how to add the badge (my first badge at that!) to this post!!! Lian sifu, help! So what makes a Rockin' Girl Blogger? I know I rock but.......do you know why? To be cont'd....

Carousels in my head

Posted on August 1, 2007February 18, 2022 by Mamapumpkin

I crawled to the gym in my sweatpants today and in fact, when my bag got caught in the grated drain, I was 90% ecstatic that I was ball-chained to the grills like a prisoner and wouldn't be able to greet a treadmill this.......click to learn what next.

Tee’s Round Eyes

Posted on July 31, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Today, Tee and I looked through some old photos and found this. Aren't her eyes ROUND??? Well, they sure were when she was 12 months! Almost like Barney's....that horrible gay dinosaur.

My daughter, my future gourmet chef

Posted on July 30, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Helping Mummy marinate a fish...... "I can feel the scales! I dug into the fish's mouth and opened it's gills. I poked the fish's eyes and stroked it's tail......." Plucking vegetables..... Peeling garlic......

Haunted tales of the Big Pumpkin

Posted on July 30, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Ever since Dina Zaman (writer of I am Muslim) told of her true horror stories where we stay, I have been driving home at night with frozen blood and unblinkable eyes.......I tell them to concentrate on the road and not look anywhere left or.......click to learn what next.