A Mother's Monologue

Just before bathtime today…..

Posted on January 15, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  "Mommy?" "Hmmm?" "Girls should have willies." Mommy froze. Mind went blank. "Why?" "I don't know. They just should!" "Okay." Mommy continues running bath. "The willy is like the stem and the pat-pat is like the leaf." Mommy took a minute to digest.......click to learn what next.

Improving yourself with a new skill

Posted on January 14, 2008January 14, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

Us mothers who don't work like normal people do sometimes allow insecurities to creep into our souls. It is so normal and so understandable because how smart can you really feel when all you had for conversation over the last three years was Dora the.......click to learn what next.

Sending Tee to Chinese school…..

Posted on January 14, 2008January 14, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  Tee will be four years old this year. *faint* How time flies. We have started thinking about schools because depending on our decision on where to send her, we may need to get her registered for pre-school in order to secure a.......click to learn what next.

Buying furniture online

Posted on January 13, 2008January 13, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

Nowadays, it is so much easier to get things online. When we were in Chiangmai, we wanted to purchase a lovely teak wood table but we had to organise shipping and so many details that we decided not to get it in the.......click to learn what next.

House or Apartment?

Posted on January 12, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  For the last few years since Tee came along, we've been living in an apartment but we're fast outgrowing our space now that Tee has monopolised most areas of OUR apartment. We need a house!!! One with a garden so Tee can.......click to learn what next.

Glasses or contact lenses? Lasik?

Posted on January 12, 2008April 30, 2009 by Mamapumpkin

I currently wear glasses (L-300, R-500) because I can't be bothered to put on my contact lenses everyday. People have commented that I look 10 years younger when I do take my glasses off though but then again, I was barred from entering.......click to learn what next.

Disappointed with Malaysian unprofessionalism

Posted on January 12, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I woke up at 430am this morning only to be pissed to find that I have not been paid where monies were due. I hate it when people swear they will pay you and don't. At the very least, they could call.......click to learn what next.

Why do they call it the CAT5E?

Posted on January 10, 2008January 10, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

How many of you know what a CAT5E cable is? It is the specification of the orange cable in your office that connects your computer to the internet, not all offices have it. They are of special high performance and used for broadband facilities.......click to learn what next.

Things that stop me on my tracks

Posted on January 10, 2008January 10, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  I promised Tee the other day that I would stay in school all day downstairs and wait for her. "Mommy won't go anywhere. Don't cry. I'll be right downstairs. I'll be right here when you finish school at 1230" And what did.......click to learn what next.

How to purchase a PABX

Posted on January 10, 2008January 10, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

Can you believe that in my last job, I was handling something ten times bigger and more sophisticated than the gadget above? I can't even believe it. It goes to show that if you've been taught something, learnt it and practised it to.......click to learn what next.

My Awal Muharram

Posted on January 10, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  Sounds like awal mu haram (early, you're sacred). Nevermind. I woke up at 10.30am this morning after sleeping at 5am last night because my Tee, my oh! so drama Tee, woke up 4 times last night. Every hour on the hour from.......click to learn what next.

Planning a sex holiday this month

Posted on January 9, 2008January 9, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

So............ For the first time ever, we're releasing Tee to her Nana for one night so we can go for some nooky time. At a hotel. Maybe a resort. Or maybe the Ah Chong Ah Kow brothel like back street 'hotel' where we.......click to learn what next.

Starting to read at 3.3 years old!

Posted on January 9, 2008January 9, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  When I first starting reading at 5, I was the first in class to read. At that time, everyone thought it was early and to this day, I have old family relatives remembering that I started reading at an early age. What.......click to learn what next.

Tee and her truck toolbox

Posted on January 9, 2008January 9, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

As you may or may not know, my little pumpkin is an incredibly spoilt one. Her Nana buys her everything and anything under the sun. If Tee asked for the moon, there is a 500% chance she'd get it. Whenever Nana travels, she will undoubtedly.......click to learn what next.

The retarded octopus

Posted on January 8, 2008January 8, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  Something has been happening to me of late. Something that has made me realise body parts that I never knew I had. The Universe has started pulling me in a million different directions and I feel like the retarded octopus, the one with more.......click to learn what next.