A Mother's Monologue

My fabulous dinner at Lafite, Shangri La Kuala Lumpur

Posted on October 1, 2008October 2, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

This dinner was not paid by me :-) but ahhhh......how I wish somebody would pay for me to eat good food everyday!! Mind you, Bakuteh at the roadside is good food too..... This was my starter. Scallops and pasta. I can't remember the.......click to learn what next.

How to get a toddler US Visa urgently, like el pronto

Posted on October 1, 2008February 18, 2022 by Mamapumpkin

Tee's US Visa Photo. Have a cute face. Have parent's who already have US Visas in their passports. Have parent's who have return air tickets to their home country. Have a letter from NASA inviting parent's to witness a space shuttle launch. Have.......click to learn what next.

How to prevent weak lungs

Posted on October 1, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

Stop drinking cold drinks. STOP. Stay away from smokers. Stay indoors. Start swimming regularly. Move to a cleaner country. Start eating healthy. Try eating a live newborn mouse or dried crocodile's tongue. Something like that. You see, I never did any of the.......click to learn what next.

Making fresh orange juice

Posted on September 23, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

Some of Tee's favourite drinks include Orange Juice, Almond Tea, Honey Water, Ribena and Apple Juice. Milk - she loves it sometimes and sometimes she's not in the mood for it. Never water. *sigh* Fresh orange juice has always been a sure winner.......click to learn what next.

Coping with stress

Posted on September 23, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

I've had almost 10 days of intense stress now. There is a family crisis and I, being one of the saner ones in Eurasian Land, have become the mediator in the midst of a family squabble. *sigh* It's everything to do with love.......click to learn what next.

Frequent headaches

Posted on September 20, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

The Hubs complained that I get headaches too frequently. I know I get headaches but I haven't exactly given them a second thought. I thought it was normal to feel your head banging on a daily basis when you have a demanding four.......click to learn what next.

Children discovering things for themselves

Posted on September 16, 2008September 16, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

Tee, my cheeky fairy princess..... It is common knowledge that experts have always advised parents to leave their children alone during play to allow them to learn about the world themselves. For example, if you give your child a set of blocks, then.......click to learn what next.

What to do when your four year old swears!

Posted on September 16, 2008September 16, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

Tee loves singing. She loves singing so much that she is almost always singing. She loves making up lyrics too, quite a composer she is. She has figured out how to rhyme words and constantly asks if the words rhyme and if it.......click to learn what next.

Do not underestimate the power of a woman scorn!

Posted on September 16, 2008September 16, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

Once upon a time, there were 2 famous Eurasian sisters - let's call them the G-spot Sisters for the purpose of this story. The G-spot sisters were the talk of the town and had many men falling at their feet but only performed.......click to learn what next.

Hassle Free Kid’s Birthday Parties!

Posted on September 13, 2008September 13, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

You know how every year since Tee was born, we've had only one party? Well this year was a little different. We had done so much traveling that Mommy was too darn tired to organise a party so instead, we just had little.......click to learn what next.

Questions a four year old girl asks…

Posted on September 12, 2008September 12, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

Scene: Mother and daughter about to step into the shower together. Naked. Why? Do you shower with your clothes on? "Mom? Why are your boobies pointing to the ground???" *pause* Mother looks horrified. "Why? Where do you think they should be pointing?" "Straight.......click to learn what next.

Facebook Friends….or whatever you call them

Posted on September 12, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

As I browsed through Facebook tonight, and only because someone added me as a friend (whilst I have a 10 friend request still pending), I started wondering what it really meant to be a facebook friend. Do I become your friend if I.......click to learn what next.

Tee’s busy week

Posted on September 12, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

I can drop dead right now. This week was birthday week, although Tee's birthday is really tomorrow. Monday and Tuesday afternoon, we had Mandarin classes. Wednesday morning, Tee's birthday party at school. Wednesday and Thursday afternoon, Tee was shooting in an Astro TVB8.......click to learn what next.

Forgotten password

Posted on September 12, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

You know, I had quite a few posts to complete by tonight because this week has been a super busy week but I tried logging into one of the blog agents and realised that I'd fogotten the password!!! I am so frustrated right.......click to learn what next.

How to know you’re Chinese (tag)

Posted on September 7, 2008 by Mamapumpkin

I got this tag from Nomadic Mom ages, I mean, aaaaaaa......................ges ago. And I'm doing it today because there is some chicken soup being boiled in the kitchen that is supposed to be good for me and it is making me super nauseous!.......click to learn what next.