For the longest time, I’ve been wanting to know how to install those little reader faces on my site just so I can justify to myself that nobody really reads the crap that comes out of my head. So I can ramble on with my head in the clouds and bitch about that tart up my corridor; some days I just need to release overflowing crap and have the urgent need to talk to someone about my vaginal problems and how I did something bad (shhhh……).

I was overjoyed when car freak birthday boy’s Mama told me I didn’t have to PAY to get those faces on my site. What? You mean they’re free? Holy cow! She guided me at a step by step pace because oh boy, did I need it. And voila! Thank you, woman! Muaksies xx

Then.

After installing the code and refreshing my site…….

I saw ALL YOUR FACES!!!

And fainted.

From the ghostly lack of comments that I have been getting, I honestly thought I had who I knew I had reading me. Which got me wondering if you all out there are just plain shy or into voyeurism. *quickly clasps hands to cover my private bits* Hello? Hello. Hello! Welcome to my blog…..how much exactly do you……err…..know me? Or of me? I know, I know….by mere virtue of having a blog, I have already unconsciously made that decision that I belong to the public and am in control of how much I give. But, but……I suddenly feel naked. I……I…..am becoming…..shy.

OK. Enough of that crap.

For those of you whom I have not met nor been to your blog before, you can be assured that I will be coming over in the next few days because I do want to get to know who reads me. Please don’t shy away just because your face shows up now. I am good at the lasso and will seize you back. For those of you who have been here regularly, thank you. I like loyalty *smile*

So, my friends! If you want to continue being a silent reader, by all means. No pressure. But for those of you who’d like to get a little dialogue going, I’m all ready because I’m friggin bored at home. And I’m lonely. Why do you think I have a blog? I’m not suggesting that any of you are that, of course. To each his own.

Thank you all so much for coming here.

I mean it.

ps – Now that I’m an expert at putting up faces, who wants to know? Don’t be shy now….

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Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin is a former Design Architect turned Multi-Million Dollar Digital Entrepreneur. She sets out to prove to all that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.

Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past and doubled her salary 5 times over 5 organisations but has grown THREE BUSINESSES to 7 FIGURES within an 8 year period. She now shows others EXACTLY HOW after retiring her own husband from employment. He is now the official dog walker, family driver, chef and THE BEST FATHER to their two girls and THE BEST HUSBAND to the woman who CHOSE HIM!

Mamapumpkin is the girl who has nothing but fights for everything including YOU. She is idealistic in her desire to put unbelievable amounts of money and extrardinary happiness into the lives of good people so we can change the world together believing in happiness for ALL. She strives to impact lives authentically wanting to reduce poverty cycles and enable quality education for all and always supports the voiceless. She believes we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.

A beautiful life without limits.

If you wish to learn how to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave to take action. Mamapumpkin's purpose is to build people. Her gift is to help them UNCOVER their HIDDEN GIFTS. She operates fairly and always leaves an impression. You either love her or not and she is alright either way.

She is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything with anyone, as she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.