Whenever we visit my mom every Friday, it’s Tee’s ticket to freedom. She gets all the candy in the world, is protected from disciplinary warnings and spits at the Thinking Corner. The girl has a SERIOUS field day.

Today was no different. Whilst at her Nana’s house, Tee never wants to do anything I ask her to. She turns a deaf ear to my corporal voice and dares to snub me.

Why would anyone want a shower if they were having so much fun?

It was getting late, we were rushing out for Buka Puasa (break fast) and she hadn’t yet showered. I dragged her into the bath, stripped her naked and sprayed her clean. It was like snipping the balls off an American Pit Bull Terrier. Flailing vigorous bodily thrusts and loud protests in vain.

I was dripping in sweat by the time the 10 minute ordeal ended.

She wouldn’t even get dried, running out to her Nana screaming, towel on head, wet.

I decided then that I needed a rack. Perhaps something not as sinful as this but something that would work nonetheless. All I need is something that will tie her down and shut her up for 5 minutes. I’m a fast worker.

You reckon I’d become a millionaire from it? I could get it patented. Millions of orders would flow in. I’m sure of it.

Do you think I’m evil?

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Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin is a former Design Architect turned Multi-Million Dollar Digital Entrepreneur. She sets out to prove to all that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.

Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past and doubled her salary 5 times over 5 organisations but has grown THREE BUSINESSES to 7 FIGURES within an 8 year period. She now shows others EXACTLY HOW after retiring her own husband from employment. He is now the official dog walker, family driver, chef and THE BEST FATHER to their two girls and THE BEST HUSBAND to the woman who CHOSE HIM!

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A beautiful life without limits.

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She is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything with anyone, as she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.