Husband-Wife conversations….

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Brushing teeth and showering this morning,

Me: You know, Lys had her armpit hair removed through this process called IPV or whatever, where it’s practically permanent.

The Hubs: *silence*

Me: It lasts something like more than a year, you know. So she thought it was quite worth it since KL is so hot, and she’s always wearing spaghetti straps, so quite worth it la….

The Hubs: *silence*

Me: It costs a thousand plus……quite worth it, works out to a hundred a month……do you think I should do it?

The Hubs: WHAT???!!!!!       *at least he’s listening!*

Me: What? It’s permanent, you know….

The Hubs: Can’t you just wax? A year is not permanent. For a thousand bucks, it better be forever!

Me: But waxing is damn painful, you know. Isn’t it?

The Hubs: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME??? HOW DO I KNOW??? DO I LOOK LIKE A WOMAN???!!!!

Me: *shocked/silence*

Me: *mumbles/merajuk*    How I know? Maybe last time you got girlfriend who waxes?

Me: *mata jeling*

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7 thoughts on “Husband-Wife conversations….

  1. The mention of money always breaks the silence. 1 yr without having to shave my armpits = $1000. I wonder what my husband will say. It would be so convenient

  2. i’ve always thought permanent meant forever.was so tempted to try it but now that i know permanent means 1 year, i’m too lazy to move my butt.

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