After a year of dating, my eggs, who have extremely high standards mind you, finally fell head over heels in love with one solid, special male sperm. So she let him in. Let’s hope they make it to fruition. But here’s how we got there:

1. See a Chinese sinseh. Not just any Chinese sinseh. A very reputable one who has had pregnancy success rates of 99% or more. This is what my Chinese sinseh told me: Cut down eating fruits and raw vegetables (salads) as they are cold food. STOP, absolutely STOP drinking cold drinks. Eat lots of ginger and cook every dish with sesame oil, especially during your periods. This is to warm your womb to make pregnancy conducive. I practised this for ONE month only and BANG!!!

2. Know your body to know accurately when ovulation is. You only have 24 hours when that egg bursts out and those boys have to make her like them within that 24 hour window! For me, I depended on the texture and fluidity of vaginal fluids. When it is really slippery and slimy, softer than egg white, rush, and I mean, RUSH…..to find that sperm gun for ejaculation. And make sure he’s a good shooter.

3. Once ejaculation has occurred, practise your best yoga/gymnastic moves and perform the shoulder stand, hand stand or head stand. Personally, I did the shoulder stand as it was much easier and the Hubs helped by holding onto my ankles, amidst buckets of hysterics. Hey, you want a super happy result? Make it an hysterical occassion! Nothing wrong with some naked laughing…..We did that for a good 20 minutes. Making babies takes work.

4. To ensure you’ve been shot right, over the next few days nothing of that liquid bullets will drip out of you. It usually drips out if you went to the toilet after, right? But if you’ve been knocked up right? It doesn’t come out at all. It stays in forever and then kind of blends in with the rest of your fluids, I assume?  O_o

5.  Don’t stress. This was the first time that I didn’t care whether I got pregnant or not. I was totally oblivious to my body and in fact, with all the PMS symptoms and cramps, I was SO SURE that Aunt Flo was arriving, and I was fine with that. So what? It’s been happening the last zillion months. Bring it on.

6. Reiki (positive energy) your womb everyday after conception or get someone to reiki it for you 🙂

That’s how we did it. Good luck!

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