Whilst driving to Nana’s house today, Tee was about to ask me a question and then changed her mind. I asked her what it was but she said nevermind, she’d ask Daddy that evening as he would know better. HUH?!!!
I urged her to ask me just to prove to her that I can be as good as Daddy, if not better (admittedly, most questions about how things work get directed to Daddy so she thinks Mommy is quite the dumb blond; and really, I do not give a rat’s arse why there is Mercury from a thermometer, why it’s the same name as a planet nor where it comes from). Being the stubborn git that she is, she refused to tell me what her question was.
Then I remembered reading Annie’s blog and told Tee the story about how in order to qualify to be a Mommy, one had to take a Mommy Test. Only very smart people pass the Mommy Test and if you passed, you get to be a Mommy. That’s why a Mommy’s job is so important and difficult. But if you failed, then you get to be a Daddy. Muahahaha…..
Her mind got thinking…..
Then she started, “So let’s say….if someone is born a boy…..” at which I panicked because I thought she was going to ask some biological question which will force my brain to spin a million revolutions per second and then I’d really have to admit that Daddy was indeed the genius in our household.
Luckily she asked if someone was born a boy, could he take the Mommy test and change sex to become a Mommy? I said yes. She was extremely skeptical.
“So girls can become Daddies too?”
And then I remembered how much Tee always complains that she dislikes being a girl and wants to be a boy as boys have it so much easier, so in order not to give her a way out into becoming a boy, I said that once a girl or boy passes the Mommy Test, they become a Mommy and they cannot re-take the test to purposely fail just to become a Daddy. At which point, I started getting confused but she seemed to understand! Needless to say, I quickly changed the subject.
**************************************************************************Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin is a former Design Architect turned Multi-Million Dollar Digital Entrepreneur. She sets out to prove to all that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.
Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past and doubled her salary 5 times over 5 organisations but has grown THREE BUSINESSES to 7 FIGURES within an 8 year period. She now shows others EXACTLY HOW after retiring her own husband from employment. He is now the official dog walker, family driver, chef and THE BEST FATHER to their two girls and THE BEST HUSBAND to the woman who CHOSE HIM!
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She is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything with anyone, as she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.
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