Fast fingers leaves diarrhea over your head

Working towards my deadlines,  Type...type...type....type...type, type....type, type..type...... type...type, type..type, type, type.....type....15 pages. Click. Click. Save As. Click. Click. Click. CLICK. Search. Click. Click. Clickety Click. CLICK!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is like someone throwing a bucket of diarrhea over your head. I hate technology today.