When I initially took on the challenge of starting my paid blog, I knew it was going to be a pain in the arse. But I also told myself that with all things, we live and learn. It may take a little longer, maybe a LOT longer, but I’ll get there eventually.

I had this idea to change my header to a new photo of me and Tee every month, with a new real-life euphamistic anecdote to replicate our very exciting lives. Have you seen anything new lately?

First of all, if it wasn’t for that kind soul, Scott Schaefer of Jokestarter, who selflessly assisted me in putting a header up in the first place, I would still be fumbling around like an anxious teenaged boy about to have sex for devirginisation purposes. Worst, I personally never would have found the flower without any help. No way.

So thank you SO MUCH, Scott!!!

One month later, I’m due to get my Header changed and guess what? I’ve forgotten how to do it!!! Yes, trust me not to start another blog journal explicating step-by-step, every single mundane click I’m meant to undertake for all blogging purposes. WordPress instructions mean nothing to me, I’m afraid. And any progress you see here is truly an effort of trial and error, which is not a very good thing when you cannot retrace your steps. Ftp and SQL stand for Frigging Temperamental Princess and Screaming Queen Livid, for all I know.

AAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

All you blogging gurus out there, please make yourselves known. Please!

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Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin is a former Design Architect turned Multi-Million Dollar Digital Entrepreneur. She sets out to prove to all that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.

Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past and doubled her salary 5 times over 5 organisations but has grown THREE BUSINESSES to 7 FIGURES within an 8 year period. She now shows others EXACTLY HOW after retiring her own husband from employment. He is now the official dog walker, family driver, chef and THE BEST FATHER to their two girls and THE BEST HUSBAND to the woman who CHOSE HIM!

Mamapumpkin is the girl who has nothing but fights for everything including YOU. She is idealistic in her desire to put unbelievable amounts of money and extrardinary happiness into the lives of good people so we can change the world together believing in happiness for ALL. She strives to impact lives authentically wanting to reduce poverty cycles and enable quality education for all and always supports the voiceless. She believes we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.

A beautiful life without limits.

If you wish to learn how to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave to take action. Mamapumpkin's purpose is to build people. Her gift is to help them UNCOVER their HIDDEN GIFTS. She operates fairly and always leaves an impression. You either love her or not and she is alright either way.

She is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything with anyone, as she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.