I had Migraines for a whole year!

Posted on September 29, 2007September 29, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

1996 London - I suffered from terrible migraines. I was a walking log, seeing floating spots, feeling hammers smashing my skull, yet numb on one side of my then slim body :-). Nothing made any sense. Sometimes different areas would hurt more and.......click to learn what next.

Love affair with all things sweet

Posted on September 29, 2007September 13, 2019 by Mamapumpkin

I think my mother felt a deep bitterness when I was born. As such, drank condensed milk whilst she was pregnant, and fed me everything sweet after. It could've been the perpetual PMS. She then says I lost ALL (well, most....) my teeth when I was.......click to learn what next.

Disk cleanup and Disk defragmentation

Posted on September 28, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

When was the last time you did the above? Please try it and let me know if my blog is still turtle humping at your end. If you do not know how, Go to START / All Programs / Accessories / System Tools.......click to learn what next.

A lesson in humping aka bonking

Posted on September 27, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

For awhile now, this blinking blog has been loading slower than snail's pace. Even turtles hump faster and I have witnessed turtles hump, okay??? It took all of two hours before it ended. I bloody hope the male got his orgasm. And that.......click to learn what next.

The challenge of a corporate office designer

Posted on September 27, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

From my experience, majority of Malaysians don't like spending on office furniture as opposed to their foreign counterparts. If anything, they'd spend a little more on the executive offices and then stinge even more on employee comfort. Decision makers need to be more far-sighted.......click to learn what next.

Road rage and naked child public punishment

Posted on September 27, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

The latter will scare and infuriate you to no end. These are true stories happening right here in Kuala Lumpur. We'll start with the lesser of evil. Kampung Pandan roundabout Whilst driving today, I witnessed a road bully. Malay male on a motorbike stopped.......click to learn what next.

The important things in a 3 year old’s life

Posted on September 26, 2007September 27, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

 From pretty fair maiden.....  To the party breakdancer.  The monkey really IS your real Mummy, Tee....  You call this a sword? It's Pink!  Being twirled like Thumbelina.  Volunteering as the Magician's Aid.  The Monkey Puzzle cake by Mamamin, adapted from Tee's favourite book.  The cake had.......click to learn what next.

My daughter is possessed….

Posted on September 25, 2007September 25, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Let's hope it lasts. Today was an unusually loaded day for us. Tee danced at school, pooed at her Nana's, visited the Queen, then skipped to her Great-Grandmother's for her first lantern stroll. Our normal days go like this - school, then home. School, then home. School, then home........click to learn what next.

Technology’s pulling at my leg!

Posted on September 25, 2007September 25, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

You know, the thing about technology, is that it's supposed to be the tool that frees us Moms from the grinds of Motherhood. Dishwashers (for removing stubborn stains) - tick. Dryers (for drying children) - tick. Idiot Box (for babysitting) - tick. Wheels (for transporting children.......click to learn what next.

Blogsvertise

Posted on September 24, 2007September 13, 2019 by Mamapumpkin

I signed up with a new advertiser today called Blogsvertise. What is cool about them, apart from the obvious, is that they approved my blog not only instantly, but delivered my first assignment within 10 minutes of signing up!!! How unlike some othere.......click to learn what next.

What’s pojestwone, Mummy? It’s Progesterone

Posted on September 24, 2007September 24, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

All of you must think I'm bonkers for discussing hormones with my three year old but those of you who have been following this blog since she was a lot younger will know that Tee, is one of a kind. She demanded to know.......click to learn what next.

Monday scurries and weekend curries

Posted on September 24, 2007September 24, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Last night, I informed Tee that Daddy was finally returning tomorrow. She has been really good this time round about Daddy being abroad with the last trip seeing her wail every single night for the father figure who showers her with kisses and.......click to learn what next.

Schizophrenic, I am…..

Posted on September 23, 2007November 26, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

Throughout the course of the week and even from day to day, I have tons to write owing to a hyperactive toddler with her overactive brain. I also hail from a dramatic Eurasian family, so yeah......PLENTY to write about. Apart from the boring journals.......click to learn what next.

Bad sinuses causes brain damage

Posted on September 22, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

In my case anyway.... I've suffered from chronic sinusitis for 20 years. It isn't pleasant. It's a case of wet tissue balls by my bedside every single night, by the dozens. It means having a tissue plug up my nose for the most of my.......click to learn what next.

In the car today

Posted on September 22, 2007September 22, 2007 by Mamapumpkin

"Mummy, I want to go dating." After numerous trials of explanation that she just could NOT date her Uncle nor her Daddy nor anyone who was remotely related to her, in which she failed to understand completely.....she changed the subject. "When I grow.......click to learn what next.