I have it sussed.

Ever since I became the secretary for a charity organisation I volunteer with, I’ve had to make dozens of phone calls to Government agencies in order to keep ourselves legal. It is no picnic but I no longer stress out the way I used to.

Evidence I’m now a pro – I managed to get back income tax money from the Government after chasing them for 5 months. Most people give up only to never see the money ever again.

Yesterday I called the Ministry of Internal Securities to follow up on our publishing license. A lady answered to say that the department was understaffed and that everyone else was on holiday. Hello? Is that my problem?

So I asked for her Boss. Because SURELY……………….SOMEBODY could help me. Especially when this was the 5th time I’d called without any result. She said that her Boss had been posted to another city. Gosh Lady, spare me the details and get me to whoever’s above you, alright! Finally, another lady came onto the phone after I asked Miss Lazy Ass for her full name. An hour later, I got to tick another task off my To Do List.

Same thing happened when I called the Post Office Headquarters to hold my parcel for another day. Sorry Mam, the person-in-charge is not here today. Are you telling me that out of the hundreds of people who call in everyday, there is only ONE person who can take requests to hold a parcel? Again, I asked for his full name and eventually got my parcel held.

Holy fucking cow. I could start a whole database on these little scenarios.

Today, my mother sent her helper down the street to buy some Kentucky Fried Chicken for her darling grand daughter whom she adores and would arrange for the moon to be delivered if T asked. When T bit into the oily drumstick, she immediately spat it out and said, “Too spicy!”

I tried it and she was right. It was the hot & spicy version. Apparently the KFC staff had given the wrong chicken type to the helper so off she went, back to change it for the correct type……but of course. Did you expect anything less?

Alas, KFC didn’t want to change it! What customer service school exactly did Kentucky Fried Chicken send their staff to? Oh I forget. They were not. To cut a long story short, only when names were thrown around, did little T get her original version of KFC drumstick. WHY???

So before you key in those numbers, get a pen and paper ready to take down the full name of the person you speak to. Jot down also the date and time and what transpired.

It really works!

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Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin is a former Design Architect turned Multi-Million Dollar Digital Entrepreneur. She sets out to prove to all that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.

Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past and doubled her salary 5 times over 5 organisations but has grown THREE BUSINESSES to 7 FIGURES within an 8 year period. She now shows others EXACTLY HOW after retiring her own husband from employment. He is now the official dog walker, family driver, chef and THE BEST FATHER to their two girls and THE BEST HUSBAND to the woman who CHOSE HIM!

Mamapumpkin is the girl who has nothing but fights for everything including YOU. She is idealistic in her desire to put unbelievable amounts of money and extrardinary happiness into the lives of good people so we can change the world together believing in happiness for ALL. She strives to impact lives authentically wanting to reduce poverty cycles and enable quality education for all and always supports the voiceless. She believes we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.

A beautiful life without limits.

If you wish to learn how to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave to take action. Mamapumpkin's purpose is to build people. Her gift is to help them UNCOVER their HIDDEN GIFTS. She operates fairly and always leaves an impression. You either love her or not and she is alright either way.

She is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything with anyone, as she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.