A preschooler who knows how to swear

“Mommy? Today Daddy said fucking hell in the car.”

“Oh….?? And why did he say that?”

“I think he lost his phone. I think you need to smack him.”

“Yes, I shall smack him when I see him tonight.”

Early the next morning, Tee whispered to me, “Mom, did you smack Daddy last night?”

“Oh, no….I forgot.”

“I think you should cane him. I will remind you later, Mom.”

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Whilst telling Tee that she needs to show a good example to her new baby sister, she rebutted, “But YOU don’t show me a good example?”

“What do you mean I don’t show you a good example?”

“You say bad words like Dumb and Stupid and Fucking….”

“I don’t say fucking!!! And don’t YOU ever say that!!! And dumb and stupid is OK as long as something is really dumb or stupid. They are valid words!”

“So I can use the dumb or stupid?”

“Yes, but you should try as much as possible NOT to use it. I’d much rather you use the word Silly.”

“So when can I use the word fucking?”

“When you’re twenty one years old.”

“OK.”

I can’t believe my daughter is looking forward to saying the F word *FAINT*

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2 thoughts on “A preschooler who knows how to swear

  1. OMG…we try not to use stupid, idiot, dumb and a few mild ones but Christopher uses them a lot and I hate it. I know he got some of that mess from sponge bob and some other shows.
    I know I am wrong to laugh but this entry is funny.

  2. This is funny!! I swore in front of Mel and my mum the other day, and Mel said “How come mum can swear and I can’t??” – and I said “You can swear when you’re 21” – and my mum glared at me and said “NO ONE SHOULD SWEAR!” … of course this coming from someone who goes “Oh heck” when someone cuts into her lane .. hahahah!

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