Encik Husni was sitting reading the New York Times when his wife hit him on the head with a-frying-pan.

“What was that for?” he asked.

“That was for the piece of paper with the name ‘Linda’ on it that I found in your pants pocket”.

The man of the house then argued, “When I was at the horse races last week, Linda was the name of the horse I betted on!!!” 

His wife apologised and got on with the housework.

Three days later when Encik Husni was watching CNN, his wife bashed him on the head with the wok, knocking him unconscious. She was furious.

Upon regaining consciousness, Encik Husni asked with contempt, “What the fuck’s up with YOU!???

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His wife replied, “Your horse phoned last night…!!!”

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