I hate models

It’s official.

Here’s why.

6am at the airport: The models (secretly famine victims from Ethopia) dive in to McDonald’s meals (all of them) and not just 1 meal per model. On top of their value meals, they have side orders of extra hash browns, french fries and chocolate sundaes. I had a turkey ham sandwich from a cafe after deciding I was just too hungry to go without anything.

9am at the hotel: The models excitedly make mountains on their plates with the hotel’s breakfast buffet spread of chicken curry, nasi lemak, waffles, porridge, fried omellettes, danishes and more. I had one slice of kaya toast.

Noon at the hotel: Although already quite stuffed from a double breakfast, nobody could resist the Banana Leaf lunch at the hotel, but whilst the models had mini mountains of rice and barrels full of curries, I had 2 spoonfuls of rice and vegetables.

5pm at the royal hall: The show was a success and soon after, the models greedily tucked in to the gourmet high tea served, assuming there would be no dinner served at the hotel as we would have had to be in the airport by a certain hour. I had 1 peach tart.

8pm at the hotel: We were informed that the plane was delayed so dinner was served. And they STILL had dinner. AND dessert. I had another 2 spoonfuls of rice from peer pressure.

The models are still stick thin whilst I roll around looking like heffalump.

Bitches.

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7 thoughts on “I hate models

  1. they vomit every thing out after eating ma…u don’t know meh??

    No la….I didn’t see any of them go toilet after makan to puke leh…I didn’t ‘smell’ anything either.

  2. Hei, I thot models r very careful with what they eat! Guess they r thin bcause having some eating disorder that they purge out the food later on (saw this on O show).

    I’m sure that was a generalisation. Or am I being naive?

  3. Yalor, they hv bilumia or some kinda eating disorders which u dont know. I hv a few model friends. They smoke a lot coz they believe fagging makes them thin.

    I’m sure not all models have an eating disorder…..I suppose smoking makes you lose your appetite. I just think they are young (high metabolic rate), tall and have lucky genes. *bitches*

  4. Why you no ask what is their secret leh? Or just curse… ahem I mean bless them with one or more kids like us and then see what happens to their stick figure. Heheheh.

    Hey, some of them are actually MOTHERS!!! Yup, one of them was busy expressing milk throughout the day in the hotel room.

  5. Hey sweetie. It could be a combination of things. I hate to state the obvious and assume this immediately, but there is a high likelihood that they have eating disorders. If they did not throw it up then they could be restricting, so that day could be their only meals in many weeks. Or, considering their careers depend on their how good they look, they may exercise a lot. Or many of them have high metabolisms.

    Aside from the models though, two spoonfuls of rice and a peach tarts is not enough for dinner. Overall, I don’t think you’re eating enough. Just so you know, eating very little through out the day slows down your metabolism. It’ll take even longer to loose weight.

    Hello Withlovebyli, I didn’t eat so much that day because there wasn’t much vegetable or fruit options and I am trying to cut down my carb intake. But usually I eat quite a lot. Too much, in fact. I hear you on the metabolic rate – thanks for the tip!

  6. wah … i didn’t know models eat like that. great insight. wonder what is keeping them so thin? pills? but you ate so little only? no feeling hungry ah? i can’t stop myself if i see malaysian style buffet. may be because i miss malaysian food. 🙂

    Yeah….Malaysian food. Yum….Banana Leaf rice, curries, acar, chicken rendang, mutton kurma, dhall, fried fish, Indian vegetables…..am I making you hungry?

  7. i thought models only have ciggies and black coffee every meal??

    one in a football field of em blessed with special genes maybe, but the whole group eating like that? you must’ve missed it… perhaps they have a scheme going on, like going to puke in pairs while the rest diverted your attn, hahaha

    no way can they not throw up after all those stuff they gorged on and still have flat tummies for the shows!!!

    Dunno la…OK. Next show, I will focus. And watch their every move.

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