I visited my Obgyn today to remove some stitches from my C-sec wound. It was an unplanned visit. We had gone to the hospital to check on the baby but my Obgyn’s nurses spotted me and informed me that instead of coming back again, I might as well remove my stitches today.

Now if you knew me, you’d know that any form of medical related procedure would send my head spinning into the Grand Canyon. What more, I was out with my newborn on uncharted territory. You’d think that just because this is your second time round having a baby that you’d be an expert on moving around with a baby? Well, think again because I didn’t even THINK of bringing a diaper bag along. It was the Hubs who had the foresight to ask last night, “What if she poops while we’re out?”

“OHHhhhhh. Yes indeed, what if she does poop whilst we’re out…..”

I agreed to the nurses that I’ll see my Obgyn amidst lots of deep breathes.

The moment I stepped into my Obgyn’s clinic, the nurses hovered around me like Mother Hens in shock. Why aren’t you covered up? I was wearing a spaghetti strapped dress and more Mother Henning ensued. Puck, puck, puck, puck!!! My aunty confinement lady who stood beside me with baby, added to the spice by telling them how disobedient I’d been not wanting to follow confinement rules and would you believe what one of them said?

“With Mamapumpkin, you really need to get a cane!”

So my aunty confinement lady ties what is my breastfeeding hood scarf around my neck so I resemble a pregnant Superman with the flying cape behind to shield my back and shoulders from the cold air-conditioning and when I enter to see my lovely Obgyn, I embarrassingly explain that the only reason I’m wearing this unfashionable piece of cloth on my neck is because HER nurses had complained that I wasn’t covered up enough. She laughed and reassured me that she was on my side and did not have any problems with me clad in anything from Vogues latest fall collection.

After crawling up the observation table with great trepidation, my Doctor announces regrettably that my current range of InStyle bikini panties were cutting into my wound and that I needed to stop wearing them and get some Grandma panties instead. *gulp* Then she goes on about how I needed to apply aloe vera gel on my wound, how I could start having a shower today as long as I blow dry my wound with a hair dryer and then where to get cheap Grandma panties from, or alternatively sized XXXL disposable panties. *gulp*

“OK, it’s done.”

“Huh? What’s done?”

“Your stitches….they’re off.”

“Huh? Where?”

I didn’t feel a single thing. My Doctor…..she’s good. Totally distracted me while she went on with her work.

So back to Grandma panties…..

The Hubs has the lovely task of shopping for some Grandma panties tomorrow. We went looking around for XXXL disposable panties but the largest they came in was L and although we bought a pack to try, sad to say the entire panty only fitted one leg.

Grandma panties, y’all!!! I’m rocking to start a trend!!!

Here’s another teaser of the new Bubs:

Some of you were quite sharp and noted that the first baby photo I posted was actually Tee, haha…..tricked the rest of you. The above is the real T2……quite different from Tee 🙂

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Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin is a former Design Architect turned Multi-Million Dollar Digital Entrepreneur. She sets out to prove to all that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.

Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past and doubled her salary 5 times over 5 organisations but has grown THREE BUSINESSES to 7 FIGURES within an 8 year period. She now shows others EXACTLY HOW after retiring her own husband from employment. He is now the official dog walker, family driver, chef and THE BEST FATHER to their two girls and THE BEST HUSBAND to the woman who CHOSE HIM!

Mamapumpkin is the girl who has nothing but fights for everything including YOU. She is idealistic in her desire to put unbelievable amounts of money and extrardinary happiness into the lives of good people so we can change the world together believing in happiness for ALL. She strives to impact lives authentically wanting to reduce poverty cycles and enable quality education for all and always supports the voiceless. She believes we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.

A beautiful life without limits.

If you wish to learn how to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave to take action. Mamapumpkin's purpose is to build people. Her gift is to help them UNCOVER their HIDDEN GIFTS. She operates fairly and always leaves an impression. You either love her or not and she is alright either way.

She is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything with anyone, as she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.