Toilet break with 2 monkeys!

Drama or what???

Honestly, what does one do with kids when one has to go to a public washroom? At least now that they can both stand, they are just forced to come in with me. There is no way I am letting any of them stand outside out of my sight. They moan and groan but they have no choice.

It is really hard for mothers especially when their tiny tots are not walking yet. What the heck do you do with the baby when you need to use a public toilet? Yes, keep her in the stroller. But what if the stroller does not fit into the toilet? Not all public venues have disabled toilets large enough to house a stroller. What if you don’t bring a stroller that day? You’re basically screwed.

It’s happened to me before. Oh, yes. I’d put baby in the Baby Bjorn and then had food poisoning at the hospital with no one to pass the baby to. What do you do? You wing it, Honey.

If you have a toddler who can stand, or is wobbly, you have to worry about her deciding to crawl on the filthy public toilet floor or worse, touch any surface and then put her fingers into her mouth.

So to all you readers out there who are not yet married, or not yet with babies, LEARN.

Motherhood is NOT easy and I will not lie to you. You will never derive such joy from having babies but it is NOT easy. As long as you know it, go on then…….take that dive to the point of no return.

They should just invent some gadget to place your kids in the toilet temporarily till you are done. Like a baby carrier that’s attached to the toilet wall, or a cage of some sort within the cubicles, haha! Not every one has a maid. Not every one wants a maid.

Look at my kids. We’re OUT of the washrooms but apparently their sense of smells are hyper-sensitive.

*rolls eyeballs*

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5 thoughts on “Toilet break with 2 monkeys!

  1. ooh.. it’s payback time for all the diapers changes and wiping the poos for them in all those early years! fair enough. *wink*

  2. Hahaha…good post! Once, I put the toddler on my lap while I took a big dumpt 😛

    Another time, I left the stroller outside and kept talking to him. Since he couldn’t see me, of course he yelled his lungs out so I knew he’s safe and outside.

    Next? Gonna fly back on my own soon with my 2 monkeys. I’m planning a nice breakfast, lunch and tea with them – the father is jealous pulak hahaha.

  3. You should see the loos in Japan. Apart from being spotless-ly clean, they have CLEAN toddler chairs attached to the wall with straps. I reckon you can sit even a 10yr old in it cos it looks so bloody sturdy. In Malaysia? I’m just grateful if people can queue in ONE line for the cubicles.

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