xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 

Name me one who doesn’t like stickers.

OK. Maybe it’s just MY girl who has this deep rooted addiction to the little gluey bits, but man! This is getting out of hand! I guess I should thank God it’s not something else she’s addicted to. Like glue sniffing. Wait a minute? Maybe THAT’s WHY she loves those darn things! *Hail Mary Full of Grace, The Lord is With Thee……*

She first started salivating over them at this youthful age but she is still just as engrossed with them today. It is part of her daily life as eating, breathing, sleeping and pooping! Has ‘stickering’ been scheduled into your toddler’s day, anyone?

Have you ever gone into the shower naked (who knows? Some people have strange tendencies!) and whilst scrubbing yourself, discover a sticker on your bum? You wonder if it’s dirt, a scab, yikes! a bug!!! But no……it’s a frigging sticker. How did it get there? Who knows! How long have you had it? Hmm……Did I scrub my bum yesterday? *thinking hard*

What about when you sit down on a stool about to pound your red hot chillies when the back of hand you use to wipe off the chilli stain on your ankle that just splurted grazes against a foreign object? When did Barney start sniffing my left ankle? This is grossly uncommon in my day to day life. In fact tonight, Tee has gone to bed with a sticker on her head which she proclaims to be her Indian trademark. This too, has happened several times in the past.

But the worst must be when I was carrying her in public when a man inched himself up to me and I was thinking, fucker, get lost! What a sleaze bag…..when he whispered without looking me in the eye, “Ahmm……you have a sticker on your forehead.”

Just as I was about to thump him with my big baby bag, his words registered, and my head immediately pulled my hand to meet. And yes, glaringly in the middle of my unfringed forehead was Ultraman pulling a punch. I quickly said a gracious thank you to the man and gave hell to Tee, who thought it was the funniest thing since Santa in underwear and socks.

She’s either real smooth with those little fingers of hers or I’m the blurrest Mommy on Planet Earth.

**************************************************************************
Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin is a former Design Architect turned Multi-Million Dollar Digital Entrepreneur. She sets out to prove to all that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.

Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past and doubled her salary 5 times over 5 organisations but has grown THREE BUSINESSES to 7 FIGURES within an 8 year period. She now shows others EXACTLY HOW after retiring her own husband from employment. He is now the official dog walker, family driver, chef and THE BEST FATHER to their two girls and THE BEST HUSBAND to the woman who CHOSE HIM!

Mamapumpkin is the girl who has nothing but fights for everything including YOU. She is idealistic in her desire to put unbelievable amounts of money and extrardinary happiness into the lives of good people so we can change the world together believing in happiness for ALL. She strives to impact lives authentically wanting to reduce poverty cycles and enable quality education for all and always supports the voiceless. She believes we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.

A beautiful life without limits.

If you wish to learn how to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave to take action. Mamapumpkin's purpose is to build people. Her gift is to help them UNCOVER their HIDDEN GIFTS. She operates fairly and always leaves an impression. You either love her or not and she is alright either way.

She is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything with anyone, as she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.