Tis’ October and I am pissed off
It is 2.15am. I am trying to upload a new Header. Why is it not showing!?!
Month: September 2007
Spanish Senorita attends her first hoity-toity event
Without a Nanny, I usually decline all forms of invitations to these type of events. But last week, I had to show face because I was 'supposedly' part of the organising committee, a useless non-contributor. It was the least I could do. To.......click to learn what next.
Another reason why I don’t have a maid
When we were in Australia, this maid complained that hoovering was too difficult. Especially with a hoover that keeps getting tangled in her little legs, was noisy and heavy. So her Nana got the little princess a new cordless hoover. See what happens when you.......click to learn what next.
Snippets from my little imp
The Hubs has a knack for losing things whenever we are out as a family. Temporarily. He loses things because he has the weekend duty of entertaining the little one. Anyone who would dare take on the challenge of being responsible for my little.......click to learn what next.
I had Migraines for a whole year!
1996 London - I suffered from terrible migraines. I was a walking log, seeing floating spots, feeling hammers smashing my skull, yet numb on one side of my then slim body :-). Nothing made any sense. Sometimes different areas would hurt more and.......click to learn what next.
Love affair with all things sweet
I think my mother felt a deep bitterness when I was born. As such, drank condensed milk whilst she was pregnant, and fed me everything sweet after. It could've been the perpetual PMS. She then says I lost ALL (well, most....) my teeth when I was.......click to learn what next.
Disk cleanup and Disk defragmentation
When was the last time you did the above? Please try it and let me know if my blog is still turtle humping at your end. If you do not know how, Go to START / All Programs / Accessories / System Tools.......click to learn what next.
A lesson in humping aka bonking
For awhile now, this blinking blog has been loading slower than snail's pace. Even turtles hump faster and I have witnessed turtles hump, okay??? It took all of two hours before it ended. I bloody hope the male got his orgasm. And that.......click to learn what next.
The challenge of a corporate office designer
From my experience, majority of Malaysians don't like spending on office furniture as opposed to their foreign counterparts. If anything, they'd spend a little more on the executive offices and then stinge even more on employee comfort. Decision makers need to be more far-sighted.......click to learn what next.
Road rage and naked child public punishment
The latter will scare and infuriate you to no end. These are true stories happening right here in Kuala Lumpur. We'll start with the lesser of evil. Kampung Pandan roundabout Whilst driving today, I witnessed a road bully. Malay male on a motorbike stopped.......click to learn what next.
The important things in a 3 year old’s life
From pretty fair maiden..... To the party breakdancer. The monkey really IS your real Mummy, Tee.... You call this a sword? It's Pink! Being twirled like Thumbelina. Volunteering as the Magician's Aid. The Monkey Puzzle cake by Mamamin, adapted from Tee's favourite book. The cake had.......click to learn what next.
My daughter is possessed….
Let's hope it lasts. Today was an unusually loaded day for us. Tee danced at school, pooed at her Nana's, visited the Queen, then skipped to her Great-Grandmother's for her first lantern stroll. Our normal days go like this - school, then home. School, then home. School, then home........click to learn what next.
Technology’s pulling at my leg!
You know, the thing about technology, is that it's supposed to be the tool that frees us Moms from the grinds of Motherhood. Dishwashers (for removing stubborn stains) - tick. Dryers (for drying children) - tick. Idiot Box (for babysitting) - tick. Wheels (for transporting children.......click to learn what next.
Blogsvertise
I signed up with a new advertiser today called Blogsvertise. What is cool about them, apart from the obvious, is that they approved my blog not only instantly, but delivered my first assignment within 10 minutes of signing up!!! How unlike some othere.......click to learn what next.
What’s pojestwone, Mummy? It’s Progesterone
All of you must think I'm bonkers for discussing hormones with my three year old but those of you who have been following this blog since she was a lot younger will know that Tee, is one of a kind. She demanded to know.......click to learn what next.
