….Talk is cheap….take it with a pinch of salt!
Did you know that men nest as well when there is an impending baby on the cards?
It’s funny how you assume that because this is the second baby, it will be a teeny weeny bit less exciting than the first, but no. Apparently not.
The Hubs, my darling Hubs, is as excited as I am, even [...]
Hence the reason for your loss my absence. Not that anyone noticed! But yeah, I’ve been missing in action because I’ve simply been perfecting my yawns for the mega yawn competition next August. The Hubs admitted that his boys finally stopped to ask for directions. Whaddya know?! I always knew it wasn’t me!! It was [...]
The Hubs has been nagging me to go to bed in the last hour as we have a super full day tomorrow but I whinged that I had 5 offers to complete and had to complete them!!! So here I am slowly completing those darn offers. I’ve realised that it takes me a whole fifteen [...]
Tee and her father, they have this wonderful relationship which is completely separate from mine with her. I am the mother. I shower her with love and attention, abundantly. I shower her with scoldings and naggings, just as opulently. But when push comes to shove, it is always, always the mother that children come back [...]
Clearly, we have no space. In fact, I have been selling stuff and I still have so much more stuff to sell! But that is another story altogether.
The Hubs said today that he was planning to knock down our bedroom bookshelves and build a ceiling height piece of joinery to incorporate our new TV - [...]
I asked the Hubs what he thought made a wonderful wife. 36 hours later and 5 presses for an answer, he finally responded.
With caution albeit.
His first answer was “YOU’RE a wonderful wife!”
Liar.
Apparently…….a wonderful wife would:
Take care of him in times of sickness. Check.
Take care of his precious little Tee with her life. Check. I think?
Wash [...]
Have you ever wondered how complicated it is to transport art? art moving is truly an art in itself as I can profess. The architectural model here belongs to one of the many developments that the Hubs is working on and he frequently needs to fly these very complicated cardboard models complete with electronics (lighting [...]
Paper money, that is. And she also knows how to ask me for money every time she hears a swear word out of my mouth. Hrmph….
Yesterday, I attempted to teach Tee about money. Now the only reason it appears that I am such a good mom spending quality time with her and all that is [...]
The Hubs left yesterday for Bahrain. Tee woke up at 2am crying for her father.
“Why does Daddy have to go to Bahrain, Mommy?” *sob-sob*
“Because Daddy has to work.”
“But why does he have to go Bahrain. Why can’t he work here?” *sniffle*
“Because he has work to do in Bahrain.”
“But why, Mommy? *choke-snort, sob-sob* Why can’t Daddy [...]
Once upon a time, I designed buildings and interiors of corporate offices and on the rare occasion, homes. Now, I clean poop and am student of a patience management course. From the drawing board as a London Architect to the realities of Motherhood, I have certainly learned many lessons in humility. And then others.....
To succeed in the corporate world, first succeed with your kid as the happy boss. Seriously.
This blog is about me, Mamapumpkin. A crazy, demented Mom who cares full time, alone, without any help, for an even crazier preschooler AND a baby with a boob addiction problem. *sniff* Someone, please get me a chair.......
I write anything that comes out of my head, mostly without thinking first, which almost always gets me into trouble (according to my husband, also known as the love of my life.......on a good day).
My pet monkeys drive me towards challenge after challenge, 24/7.
Gotta love it.
Contact me : Mamapumpkin at gmail dot com