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    The makings of a slave driver

    Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

    “Daddy!!! Stop sitting there like a King and come help me finish off this sand castle!!!”
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    ‘Now that got him working……I’m off to look for my Mommy for my tea break.’

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    The dog has a strong sense of smell

    Friday, August 22nd, 2008

    This was taken in our hotel room in Orlando. It was the Holiday Inn Resort which is a 3 star-ish kind of hotel. The room was very old-fashioned but it had two big queen sized beds and unlimited coffee plus TV, so that worked. Plus it was situated in a great location where anything we […]

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    Monday, October 15th, 2007

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    Just look how fast she’s grown!

    Sunday, October 14th, 2007

     Tee: 14 September 2004, after a good 24 hour cry…..
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    It was only yesterday, I cradled you close
    With one arm exact, you smelled like a rose
    Look at you now!
    I can barely lift you with TWO arms!
    Your spiky bush of hair
    Has stretched to silky strands
    Your teeny precious fingers
    Strums the guitar like a rock band
    Your cries for milk and boobs
    Are now iron-willed […]

    Tee’s green party at school

    Friday, October 5th, 2007

    Tee and her partners in crime revised the colour green this week and did everything green. They cut up leaves, painted trees, messed with green clay, ate green food (spinach quiche, green grapes, green agar-agar, cucumbers etc) and sang ‘green’ songs. Today, they were all dressed in green and I could have sworn it was […]

    The important things in a 3 year old’s life

    Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

     From pretty fair maiden…..
     To the party breakdancer.
     The monkey really IS your real Mummy, Tee….
     You call this a sword? It’s Pink!
     Being twirled like Thumbelina.
     Volunteering as the Magician’s Aid.
     The Monkey Puzzle cake by Mamamin, adapted from Tee’s favourite book.
     The cake had all the characters from the Monkey Puzzle by Julia Donaldson.
     Rap performance of Raindrops on Roses……
     ….and whiskers on kittens…..My little […]

    Tee’s Party Packs

    Monday, September 17th, 2007

    This is what I was busy with last week.

    Although I wasn’t planning a party for Tee this year, she actually requested for one as the date approached. This was 2 weeks after we arrived back from Oz so I freaked out. How was I going to organise a house party (which was all I wanted […]

    The Small Pumpkin turned Three at noon, 13/9/07

    Monday, September 17th, 2007

    Just look at her! She looks like she is being all prepped up for her wedding day but it was only her third birthday party. Mom insisted she wore a party dress so that’s why my little gangster is looking all prim and proper. What’s the point in wearing a pretty dress when you act […]

    What’s in my Elephant sized handbag?

    Sunday, September 16th, 2007

    This is my most embarrassing moment. I was tagged by Health Freak Mommy for my most embarrassing moment and here, disclosing the contents of my everyday bag to you…….is indeed VERY embarrassing for me. Since I turned my bag inside out, I have since cleaned it out and am carrying a bag five times smaller. Honest […]

    Tee meets Digi’s Yellow Men!

    Sunday, September 16th, 2007

    Very clever, these Digi people. They opt for the yellow men strategy and not a particular face so anyone can be the yellow men. They don’t have to pay someone famous big bucks for their face. They are also the most advanced telco in Malaysia and have big bucks themselves. It is unfortunate that our […]

    TAG: 8 Facts About My Mom

    Saturday, September 8th, 2007

    Guess which baby is my mother and which is Tee?
    Thank you, Frank, for thinking of me.
    First of all, do I have a disclaimer that my mother would not be reading this, as in, this will not get back to her? Ever? Because if it does, all hell would break lose and my head would be pulverised (neck first […]

    TAG: The face behind the blog

    Thursday, September 6th, 2007

    I have more than 15 tags in queue so I better start this year as it’s comin to an end. Apologies to all for the seeming lack of interest. I have no maid. Where do you guys without a maid find the time to blog!
    This lady below is the person who tagged me. Do you […]

    Arrival in Perth

    Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

    My daughter is just not shy. This is Tee with her 9 year old cousin whom she has met once when she was 7 months old. They have had no contact since. Yet the moment she saw him,

    This is what I mean when I say she is not shy. Look at how she sways her […]

    Greedy toddler on the loose

    Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

    Look at her eyes……waiting…….

    Then watch her dig in……with full concentration……..

    And then, “Oops! Mummy caught me!!”
    I’m ashamed to say that this trait of hers is genetic.

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    Tee’s end of term report

    Friday, August 17th, 2007

    It’s show off time again!

    Tee dancing on stage during Assembly.
    Sometimes I wonder if Tee’s teachers love her more than I do. Perhaps she shows them her good side only. Or perhaps they are just trained to handle these little monsters better than I do. The way they rave on and on about my little Tee […]

    Birthday for the Piscean Man

    Saturday, August 11th, 2007

    For my above 30 year old brother’s birthday this year, I got him this.
    And look what he did!
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     He licked her knickers off…..

     Chewed on her G-string……

    And dug into her tits.
    Warning to those with Piscean boyfriends: only if you like it kinky.

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    Tee’s Round Eyes

    Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

    Today, Tee and I looked through some old photos and found this. Aren’t her eyes ROUND??? Well, they sure were when she was 12 months! Almost like Barney’s….that horrible gay dinosaur.

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    Tee’s First School Field Trip

    Saturday, July 28th, 2007

    We inched up at nightime (to me! after sleeping at 5am), to catch the big orange school bus to the National Bird Park today. Now, Tee has sat on several tour buses in her lifetime, even open-aired ones but the big orange school bus? That was her dream! It was her indication of independence, a sign she […]