A Mother’s Monologue

She has decided that she is now bored of her mat and wants to explore. So she will crawl to the couch (about 5 feet away) and then she will sit with the couch behind her. And then she will slide her bum under the couch and get stuck. And then she will wail. So [...]

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Ever since T2 was born, T1 had a fetish for carrying her little baby sister. She absolutely adores her to the point of incestuousity, if there ever was such a word! As much as we don’t want our precious baby anywhere near a clumsy preschooler, we pander to her demands on occasion when Mr Guilt [...]

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Although I fail in most aspects in being a mother and more so am devoid of any maternal instinct whatsoever, (honestly, I never, never, NEVER, EVERRRRRRRR saw myself staying at home with kids. NEVER. You can ask ALL my ex-boyfriends. They’d tell you what my life plan was. And it had nothing to do with [...]

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So perhaps T2 may never forgive me that I am posting her naked bath pictures on the world wide web for the entire universe but hey! She may thank me for exposing her to miraculous fame! She could be as good as National Geographic’s Afghan girl, who knows right?
It is much easier bathing her now [...]

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The greatest thing about having a blog is that I’ve had the privilege of knowing some truly amazing people whom I never would have dreamed of knowing. Thank you for reaching out to me, thank you for the virtual hugs, thank you for the tips and suggestions, thank you for listening me out and offering [...]

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A Samseng Baby…..

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1.   My baby is grossly underweight (Almost 11 months old, 6.5kg - you do the math)
2.   She has been on a hunger (for solids) strike for a month
3.   She wants only the boob
4.   She wakes 3-5 times a night for the boob
5.   She does not nap. If I’m lucky, she does 2 half hour naps.
6.   [...]

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When I first dumped T2 into the hospital cot, she was like, Weheyyyy!!!! New toy!!! What fun!!!

She spent the next 15 minutes grabbing at the steel bars, plucking the PVC cot guards, rubbing the sheets, throwing the blanket around…..I couldn’t believe she was quiet in a cot! I even told the Hubs that perhaps we [...]

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……is not fun at all.
She wants me all the time. She cries and cries and cries and there isn’t much of any cry sound left but she still tries to cry…..
But what can I do? I have to feed her sister. I have to feed her, though I’m not sure why I bother because she [...]

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Yes, we’re still stuck here. T2 is still wheezing like an old Renault so the Doctor will not discharge her. Did I tell you how uncomfortable hospital beds are? It’s like sleeping on quick sand! And T2 is so sick that she wants the boob in her mouth all the time. It kind of binds [...]

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