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    People who get too big for their boots *vomit*

    Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

    Do you know any?
    Let me tell you of just 2 that I know.
    NS (nose shit?) used to be a poor little girl whom I grew up with. For some reason, she was a very insecure girl but who am I to judge? Throughout her teenaged years, she would latch herself onto mega rich men from […]

    Not all Datuks/Datuk Seris/Tan Sris/Tuns have lots of money

    Friday, October 5th, 2007

    It is a common misconception in Malaysia. For every stone that you throw here, you’d have a good chance in hitting a Datuk (a pretentious title wannabe akin to the Lords of England). These titles are given out by royalty in Malaysia to whomever they see fit. In Kota Bharu, there is a rumour that […]

    What’s in my Elephant sized handbag?

    Sunday, September 16th, 2007

    This is my most embarrassing moment. I was tagged by Health Freak Mommy for my most embarrassing moment and here, disclosing the contents of my everyday bag to you…….is indeed VERY embarrassing for me. Since I turned my bag inside out, I have since cleaned it out and am carrying a bag five times smaller. Honest […]

    Gordon Brown’s Speech on CNN

    Thursday, June 28th, 2007

    So now that I know who he is……
    The Hubs and I were watching him with his wife beside him, giving a speech in front of 10, Downing Street.
    “His wife is quite classy….she looks young, no?”
    No response.
    “Why aren’t they holding hands?”
    He gives me that look of death again. “He’s giving a speech, for God’s sake.” and turns […]

    Nosiness - A Barracuda Woman activity

    Sunday, May 20th, 2007

    Heard whispering at the Baraccuda Women’s Club today:-
    “Hey, have you seen that woman before ah?”
    “Where? Which one?”
    “There….the one sitting with the three men.”
    “No, don’t think so.”
    “I wonder if she is a member. She doesn’t look like a member. I think she is not a member.”
    They stretch their heads to peep further.
    “Oh, she shouldn’t be here […]

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