Furious!!!
« Previous EntriesCompulsory subjects for SPM
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008SPM is the not so equivalent of O-Levels here in Malaysia. The Hubs and I have been in serious discussion over Tee’s educational route. We are lucky enough to have options but naturally, all options have their strengths and weaknesses. So whilst researching the SPM, I found out that Moral is a compulsory subject […]
High water bill this month
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008Being a full time stay at home Mom can really drive you insane. Take it from me. I swear upon it.
Today, I left the kettle to fill in the sink and came out to the living room to continue playing with Tee. Funnily, whilst we were playing for half an hour, I kept looking at […]
What Agama teachers say to their students
Thursday, November 20th, 2008Recently, my 14 year old cousin told me of just 2 incidents where her Agama teacher (Religious teacher: she is Muslim, you see, so forced to take Agama classes in school) said things to her that were just totally absurd. I shan’t mention her school because I feel all schools have good and bad as […]
Post gone MIA
Wednesday, November 19th, 2008For the longest time, I hadn’t been lucky enough to get some BGTV offers and suddenly, I got some yesterday. Thank you, God!! So today, I was busy making online sandwiches but funnily, the last filling lost it’s top layer of sandwich which was really, really strange!!! I went to my friend’s house and checked […]
My daughter makes me crazy…..
Saturday, November 15th, 2008When I complain to Tee that she never listens to me, her MOTHER, she says,
“Mom! Can you see that I am not an elephant??? I don’t have BIG EARS!!!”
When she eventually says that she DOES listen, then I say, ok she listens, but nothing ever seems to sink in!!!
And she says,
“Mom, there is something stuck […]
Misplaced and lost items of great value
Tuesday, November 11th, 2008We have lost Tee’s birth certificate. Somehow somewhere, we just can’t find it. I have been told that we can always go and get a duplicate copy, but a duplicate copy is a copy, isn’t it? Does it matter? Can someone shed some light on this?
Another thing that has gone missing for months now is […]
My mother’s stupid helper
Monday, November 10th, 2008You know, I’ve heard a lot of stories about helpers and maids, whatever you want to call them, but I don’t think I have actually met a more stupid maid as the one working for my Mother. My mother has never screamed so much in her life and just recently, I too, started screaming. And […]
What to do on a lazy Friday….
Friday, October 17th, 2008After an exhausting week, I was so looking forward to Friday, where we had nothing planned. No classes, no school, no play dates, no parties, nothing. We could sleep in, laze about and make sure the plumber knows what he’s doing. You see, we’ve had many leaks around the home front and if you’re Chinese, […]
Do not underestimate the power of a woman scorn!
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008Once upon a time, there were 2 famous Eurasian sisters - let’s call them the G-spot Sisters for the purpose of this story. The G-spot sisters were the talk of the town and had many men falling at their feet but only performed in other men’s fantasies. But for all their men glory, all they […]
Shouting at your kids - Part 2
Saturday, September 6th, 2008Alas, it was too good to be true. After not shouting at Tee for 3 whole days, on the day the Hubs was due back from Bahrain, she got her dragon lady back. The rascal was taking almost TWO hours to get ready for school, dawdling and waddling like she owns the world, taking her […]
A battle of wills with my ‘almost’ four year old
Thursday, September 4th, 2008I keep calling her my ‘almost’ four year old because I am in denial. I don’t want a four year old. I want her to be three forever………………But.
I’ll have to face it sooner or later, as Tee races towards teen-hood and gives me the ride of my life. A bloody painful ride at that. God […]
What happens when you stay up till 4am blogging……
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008And then have to wake up at 8am to make your four year old milk:
You make her milk in your adult coffee cup and make your coffee in her baby cup. Aaaaaarrrrggghh!!!!!!
THEN.
You prepare her a waffle at superspeed because you just want to flop back into bed, but you throw the plate of waffle into […]
Bloody Bangsar parking meters
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008This morning was my first morning parking in Bangsar after a long time and I noticed that they now have new parking meters (oh crap! I should have taken a picture of it, just to show you as evidence!!!). Being the good citizen that I am, I went to get a ticket to put on […]
Hell hath no fury like a Mother scorned
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007Everyday after playschool, I pick Tee up and we go straight home for some quick grub, bath and nap. No questions. She has to be down by 2pm latest or we’d be partying to Lionel Ritchie’s all night long.
Today, for some obscure reason, she kicked up a big fuss about going straight home for lunch and insisted we […]
Blog burn out hits mother of two
Sunday, October 7th, 2007Kuala Lumpur, Sunday - A mother of two checked herself into the psychiatric ward of Beach Hospital here today with complaints of midnight hallucinations. Below is a personal statement from Big Pumpkin (35) taken today at the Brickfields Police Station where she begged Chief Superintendant, Encik Peenus Haj to arrest her kids, Tee (3) and the Hubs (38) forever the […]
Tee got kicked in the nose today
Friday, October 5th, 2007At the right bridge. It was swollen from her bridge to her right nostril. She cried like hell apparently and teacher rubbed ice onto it. I wish I’d been there to skin the little turd who kicked her.
I’m not quite sure what to do. Should I take her to the doctors? Or just leave it. […]
Beware! RayBans required here….
Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007Do you know what I wish for?
I wish that when I hover the mouse over any part of this blog, that it will spring a cloud to tell me exactly where the html code is for that particular section of the blog.
FARK!
*tearing hair out*
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Tis’ October and I am pissed off
Sunday, September 30th, 2007It is 2.15am. I am trying to upload a new Header.
Why is it not showing!?!
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