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    How people end up at my blog

    Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

    1. When I tell them
    2. By chance
    3. Through a Google search
    Today, something popped out at me when I checked my blog stats. Someone typed “Mother made her daughter fuck her” and ended up here.
    Now, that is freaking scary…….
    Just for the record, Mr Google, this blog couldn’t be further from that, so kindly not send such […]

    People who get too big for their boots *vomit*

    Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

    Do you know any?
    Let me tell you of just 2 that I know.
    NS (nose shit?) used to be a poor little girl whom I grew up with. For some reason, she was a very insecure girl but who am I to judge? Throughout her teenaged years, she would latch herself onto mega rich men from […]

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    Monday, October 15th, 2007

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    Ring-ring! Hello? Hey…..! Where are you?

    Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

    How many of you are guilty of calling someone up on the mobile, then asking them where they are instead of how they were?
    I certainly am.
    It must be that my life is so boring that I crave to know what the rest of the world is up to, even if they are in the pooper […]

    Bad sinuses causes brain damage

    Saturday, September 22nd, 2007

    In my case anyway….
    I’ve suffered from chronic sinusitis for 20 years. It isn’t pleasant.
    It’s a case of wet tissue balls by my bedside every single night, by the dozens. It means having a tissue plug up my nose for the most of my blogging time because as much as I blow my nose out, it drips. Even […]

    What’s in my Elephant sized handbag?

    Sunday, September 16th, 2007

    This is my most embarrassing moment. I was tagged by Health Freak Mommy for my most embarrassing moment and here, disclosing the contents of my everyday bag to you…….is indeed VERY embarrassing for me. Since I turned my bag inside out, I have since cleaned it out and am carrying a bag five times smaller. Honest […]

    Digging for Diamonds

    Sunday, July 22nd, 2007

    Tee has been having this lovely habit for the last month. She has been having an off and on cold which she picks up from school and since then, her finger is almost always up her nostrils. It is a beautifully graceful sight, really. I couldn’t have asked for a better habit for her to embellish. […]

    Poking little orifices

    Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

    If you didn’t already know, Tee and I and the Hubs have been taking turns getting sick. It first started when Tee brought home a bug from school 2-3 weeks ago. Then we got better, then she went back to school, and we got ill again. And the whole cycle just repeated itself every week. […]

    Embarrassing moments of armpits and groins

    Sunday, April 22nd, 2007

    I was told this was a true story of an Australian Mother.
    She has three kids under five and is busy as hell. One evening, she is just too bloody exhausted for her daily shower and sinks into bed without even brushing her teeth. After a great nights sleep, she bounces out of bed LATE the next […]

    Don’t pretend you didn’t see me?!

    Tuesday, April 17th, 2007

    You know the feeling. That when you are out in public minding your own business, doing your own thing, when suddenly you catch a glimpse of somebody you know. And that same person’s eyes dart away the moment your both eyes meet in a flash. Is that her? Sure it is. But before you can […]

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