Divorce
How I got a Kadazan aunt
Saturday, October 6th, 2007My grandparents have seven children but one fine day, my grandfather, who travelled to East Malaysia became a little naughty. The urge to have sex was uncontrollable as my grandmother was too busy taking care of the household, the children, her job etc. No excuse.
Do you want to know what he did? He started a […]
Not all Datuks/Datuk Seris/Tan Sris/Tuns have lots of money
Friday, October 5th, 2007It is a common misconception in Malaysia. For every stone that you throw here, you’d have a good chance in hitting a Datuk (a pretentious title wannabe akin to the Lords of England). These titles are given out by royalty in Malaysia to whomever they see fit. In Kota Bharu, there is a rumour that […]
Men, lies and a love affair
Saturday, August 18th, 2007Encik Husni was sitting reading the New York Times when his wife hit him on the head with a-frying-pan.
“What was that for?” he asked.
“That was for the piece of paper with the name ‘Linda’ on it that I found in your pants pocket”.
The man of the house then argued, “When I was at the horse races last week, Linda was […]
Divorce Trumps
Saturday, August 11th, 2007Humour for the weekend. I got this on an email today that I thought I’d share.
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. […]
