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    Mamapumpkin’s Left Foot - Specimen A

    Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

    A - notice the pointed shape of my feet? That is from squeezing my feet into high heels at the age of 10. No kidding. I was strutting 3 inch pink high heels at school events at the age of 10. I’d hate to think what Tee would be up to at 10.
    B - not […]

    High water bill this month

    Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

    Being a full time stay at home Mom can really drive you insane. Take it from me. I swear upon it.
    Today, I left the kettle to fill in the sink and came out to the living room to continue playing with Tee. Funnily, whilst we were playing for half an hour, I kept looking at […]

    Blog design

    Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

    I’m getting bored of my blog design. I used to have this great big plan of changing it every month, think I sustained that for less than six months, haha…. Does anyone want to help me do it? It is quite straightforward. Just upload the photos and put it in the right dimensions onto […]

    My mother’s stupid helper

    Monday, November 10th, 2008

    You know, I’ve heard a lot of stories about helpers and maids, whatever you want to call them, but I don’t think I have actually met a more stupid maid as the one working for my Mother. My mother has never screamed so much in her life and just recently, I too, started screaming. And […]

    Choosing glasses at the opticians a lot lately…..

    Friday, October 3rd, 2008

    I’m bored of my frameless glasses and I don’t wear contacts because I am just too darn lazy. So how? I’m planning to go back to my librarian look, the black framed bookworm look
    Unfortunately, my nose is too flat to hold plastic frames without the nose supports, unlike metal frames so what do […]

    Forgotten password

    Friday, September 12th, 2008

    You know, I had quite a few posts to complete by tonight because this week has been a super busy week but I tried logging into one of the blog agents and realised that I’d fogotten the password!!! I am so frustrated right now because I need to complete my work by tonight!!! I can’t […]

    What happens when you stay up till 4am blogging……

    Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

    And then have to wake up at 8am to make your four year old milk:
    You make her milk in your adult coffee cup and make your coffee in her baby cup. Aaaaaarrrrggghh!!!!!!
    THEN.
    You prepare her a waffle at superspeed because you just want to flop back into bed, but you throw the plate of waffle into […]

    I have never been able to understand American Football!

    Monday, October 15th, 2007

    Do you? It’s probably because I didn’t study in America that I’ve never taken an interest. So I asked the Hubs about the Dallas Cowboys today whilst driving home. In fact, I asked him if the Dallas Cowboys were an American Football team, suspecting that it was. See how blur?
    He immediately told me that they’d just […]

    Blog hopping in blog communities

    Sunday, October 14th, 2007

    Whilst blog hopping today, I chanced upon so many blog communities and wondered if I should really be joining them to increase blog friends. Since my own friends don’t read my blog, perhaps I need to find new friends. Real friends. You know? The type who will be more than happy to help you earn […]

    Learning Mandarin as a pre-schooler

    Sunday, October 14th, 2007

    I’ve been doing some research of late about Mandarin classes to decide just how far we want to equip Tee with the language. I have investigated Skylace, BaoBei, Kuen Cheng and talked to people who studied the language at various levels.
    Tee has had a full time Mandarin teacher in class ever since she started playschool, which […]

    Blog burn out hits mother of two

    Sunday, October 7th, 2007

    Kuala Lumpur, Sunday - A mother of two checked herself into the psychiatric ward of Beach Hospital here today with complaints of midnight hallucinations. Below is a personal statement from Big Pumpkin (35) taken today at the Brickfields Police Station where she begged Chief Superintendant, Encik Peenus Haj to arrest her kids, Tee (3) and the Hubs (38) forever the […]

    When my daughter leaves me dumbfounded

    Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

    One of the rare songs Tee loves that doesn’t fall under the nursery rhyme category is Karma Chameleon. The girl has good taste. She goes around humming, red gold and gween…..red gold and gween…..kamakamakamakamakama chameleon……you come and go….you come and go….kamakamakamakamakama chameleon…….
    After listening to it enjoyingly in the car today, she asked me,
    “Mummy what is […]

    Supermarket from my bed

    Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

    When I was younger, I remember standing at the back of those shopping carts whenever we went grocery shopping. Did you do that? Tee tries to do that now but her height doesn’t make it work quite so efficiently so I ban her from it. The last thing I need on a high speed grocery […]

    Ring-ring! Hello? Hey…..! Where are you?

    Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

    How many of you are guilty of calling someone up on the mobile, then asking them where they are instead of how they were?
    I certainly am.
    It must be that my life is so boring that I crave to know what the rest of the world is up to, even if they are in the pooper […]

    Beware! RayBans required here….

    Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

    Do you know what I wish for?
    I wish that when I hover the mouse over any part of this blog, that it will spring a cloud to tell me exactly where the html code is for that particular section of the blog.
    FARK!
    *tearing hair out*

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    Tis’ October and I am pissed off

    Sunday, September 30th, 2007

    It is 2.15am. I am trying to upload a new Header.
    Why is it not showing!?!

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    Love affair with all things sweet

    Saturday, September 29th, 2007

    I think my mother felt a deep bitterness when I was born. As such, drank condensed milk whilst she was pregnant, and fed me everything sweet after. It could’ve been the perpetual PMS. She then says I lost ALL (well, most….) my teeth when I was three because it was her fault. And what does she do now? […]

    Thou shall honour thy grandparents in KLIA

    Thursday, September 20th, 2007

    The Hubs is in Bahrain.
    It is the kid and I.
    Home alone.
    I got a call this evening from Tee’s grandparents informing us that they will be in Kuala Lumpur tomorrow evening from 5pm to midnight for a long transit to Shanghai. They hinted for us to visit so they could see their ’sing kang pow pay’. […]