Travelling with Friends

The thing about travelling with friends is you really start to get to know each others idiosyncrasies and habits. You get to tell whether your friend is neat or not. Does she fold all her clothes or toss it everywhere? Does she kick off her shoes or plant them nicely where they should be? Does she make her bed despite being in a hotel room? What about their toilet habits?

Recently, I travelled with some friends to celebrate a birthday. On the way back in the airport after consuming too much spicy food, these two jokers said they were very gassy. Walking all the way down the ramps to boarding the flight, one said she was leaving a trail of gas behind every step of the way……………

I felt sorry for the women behind for they had to endure the wrath of it all. See, they even had to lift their legs up like dogs to fart. What kind of friends do I have anyway??? Truth be told, if you fart with your legs closed, sometimes you release a LOUD belching choo-choo train sound. If you want to be discreet, then you should really open your legs or pull your ass apart so that the gas gets released openly and easily. Otherwise, be prepared for PPPPPRRRRRrrrrrrtttttttt!!!!!

Which is exactly what happened to me at the spa recently. Oh my fucking God. I didn’t know where to hide my face and pitied the masseuse and then I started laughing which made me release more loud sounds!!! I’m never going back there, of course.

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Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin spent 7 years in London committing crimes to gain her Bartlett BSc in Architecture. She spent 7 years as a Stay At Home Mom raising her children as documented in this Mamapumpkin blog since over 10 years ago and thereafter returned to the Corporate World stronger than ever. Her last job as Country Director of a British Railway Signalling organisation saw her getting ill with an aortal and mitral heart valve regurgitation and early stage cancer. Through her journey from working to not working to working again, she sets out to prove to all women that they can do anything and everything that they set out to do; as long as they have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with oodles of love, passion and integrity.

Despite being ill, she has grown a network marketing business from very little knowledge and experience in the otherwise infamously known MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) industry, racing from an income of ZERO to RM 100,000 monthly in merely 2 years. She is a firm believer of the MLM business model but realises the pitfalls too and understands how and why the majority of people would shy away (or zoom far away) from any MLM business.

She is now pondering the title of her new book, From Zero to 100,000 RM monthly in 2 years and has a sequel in the pipeline with the aim of helping real professionals succeed in the World of MLM. Always the giver, Mamapumpkin has supported orphans for over 30 years and has now extended her care to the sick, single mothers, and even struggling families. She believes that with the MLM business model, we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world.

A beautiful life without limits.

Mamapumpkin currently manages the Homeschooling Hub Malaysia on Facebook. She also runs Working Women Malaysia (not THAT kind of Working Women!), Mamapumpkin - Creating A Life of Abundance, and Funky Moms on Facebook to offer REAL support to all women who want career and life success. She is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially free has enabled her to travel the world anytime anywhere doing anything, and she spends most of her day to day with her children, reading and supporting other women.

For enquiries, please contact her at mamapumpkin at gmail dot com or WhatsApp her at +6012-2333840
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3 Comments

  1. OMG, these 2 buddies of yours allowed you to take pics of them farting?!!

    Thanks for a good laugh on the art of farting, ROFL!!

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