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Once upon a time, she designed buildings and interiors of corporate offices and on the rare occasion, homes. Now, she cleans poop and is student of a patience management course. From the drawing board as a London Architect to the realities of Motherhood, she has certainly learned many lessons in humility. And then others.....

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This blog is about Mamapumpkin: A crazy, demented Mom who cares full time, alone, without any help, for an even crazier preschooler AND a baby with a boob addiction problem.

She writes anything that comes out of her head, mostly without thinking first, which almost always gets her into trouble (according to her husband, whom she considers the love of her life.......on a good day).

Her 2 pet monkeys drive her towards challenge after challenge, 24/7. Day after Day.....and by the way, her parents are Muslim, her in-laws Buddhist, she's Catholic and her Hubs, an Atheist. She's thinking her kids should be Hindu, just to complete the rainbow religion cycle.

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Communication breakdown

By Mamapumpkin, on November 16th, 2009

After a very stressful day of cries, cries and then more cries, stress from helper, stress from Tee, stress from EVERYTHING, I smsed my better half,

Me: ;’-(

The Hubs: Huh?

Thinking he may not have understood the tearing icon, I went…

Me: *sniff*

The Hubs: HUH?

Me: U’re so cold.

The Hubs: ???

Me: *shakes head* Whatever happened to what’s the matter, honey? or what’s wrong, dear?

The Hubs: ….awwwww….pooooooooorrrrr babbbbbbbyyyyyyy…..whatssssssss theeeeee matttttteeeeeerrrrr myyyy dearrrrrr? Iiiisssss eeeevvvveerryyyythhiiiiinngggg ooooookkkkkkkk?????

I decided to ignore him since he was being so sarcastic. He smsed again.

The Hubs: Pooooorrrr deeeaaarrr…..whattttt’ssssss happpeenninggggg??

Much, much later…..

Me: That’s much better.

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6 comments to Communication breakdown

miche (92 comments.)

November 16, 2009 at 5:01 pm

lol…so cute lar both of u.
alternative-mom (35 comments.)

November 16, 2009 at 5:33 pm

Hahaha too funny!
Pauline Funmom (20 comments.)

November 17, 2009 at 1:54 am

wakakakakakaka….at least he responded!
JoMel (46 comments.)

November 17, 2009 at 3:59 am

hahaha.. he’s got a wicked sense of humour!
chinnee (137 comments.)

November 17, 2009 at 11:58 am

soooo cute! while my hb will said, he is enough tired with his work…sigh..i better sms my blogging friends or go facebook!
Paik Ling (158 comments.)

November 18, 2009 at 5:08 am

hahahhaa it’s the same thing over here. Thing is, men can’t take hints and there’s nothing about being subtle. If you want them to say something, just tell them. They are just not as smart as women!