Mamapumpkin???

Once upon a time, she designed buildings and interiors of corporate offices and on the rare occasion, homes. Now, she cleans poop and is student of a patience management course. From the drawing board as a London Architect to the realities of Motherhood, she has certainly learned many lessons in humility. And then others.....



To succeed in the corporate world, first succeed with your kid as the happy boss. Seriously.



This blog is about Mamapumpkin: A crazy, demented Mom who cares full time, alone, without any help, for an even crazier preschooler AND a baby with a boob addiction problem.



She writes anything that comes out of her head, mostly without thinking first, which almost always gets her into trouble (according to her husband, whom she considers the love of her life.......on a good day).



Her 2 pet monkeys drive her towards challenge after challenge, 24/7. Day after Day.....and by the way, her parents are Muslim, her in-laws Buddhist, she's Catholic and her Hubs, an Atheist. She's thinking her kids should be Hindu, just to complete the rainbow religion cycle.



Gotta love it.



She'd love to hear from you : Mamapumpkin at gmail dot com




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Telling secrets at school

Today, Tee’s teacher told me that she complained that she was really frustrated because her Mom made her do maths which she didn’t like. She said it was too difficult and she felt very frustrated! Then she said she was also bored of her Mother because her Mother talked too much all the time.  o_o

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Just to set the record straight, she hadn’t done any maths for a few weeks and I felt like being the evil dragon that day thought I’d better make her practise some numbers before she forgets everything she had learned at school. We made a deal. 20 minutes maths, 20 minutes play, 20 minutes maths, 20 minutes play. She agreed. In fact, when she got her ‘reward’, she even exclaimed, “Mom! I love maths!” *roll eyeballs*

Before you know it, she’ll be telling her teachers about the porcupine tattoo on my inner thigh and how I make her wash her own body and how I strangle her when I wipe her wet neck and how I purposely pull her hair when I tie it and how I only have a shouting voice and how I only read her 10 books to bed, not a hundred…………………………..and the list goes on.

At this rate, I’d better be careful not to get arrested by social welfare!

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