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Is this how old married couples feel for each other?
By bigpumpkin | September 4, 2008
I got this on the email today from my cousin and it was just too good not to share…..edited.
A family is seated at the dinner table when the son asks his father,“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”
The father was shocked but answered, “Well, son….there are 3. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties and forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a little. And after fifty, they’re like onions.”
“Onions???”
“Yes! When you look at them, they make you cry!!”
This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter asks immediately, “So mom? How any types of willies are there?”
The mother, quick as a wit, replied, “A man’s willy goes through 3 phases too. In his twenties, his willy is like a strong oak tree, mighty, thick and hard.In his thirties and forties, it’s like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. And after his fifties, it’s like a Christmas Tree.”
“Christmas Tree???”
“Yes dear, DEAD from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.”
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