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    Making fresh orange juice

    Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

    Some of Tee’s favourite drinks include Orange Juice, Almond Tea, Honey Water, Ribena and Apple Juice. Milk - she loves it sometimes and sometimes she’s not in the mood for it. Never water. *sigh*
    Fresh orange juice has always been a sure winner though so whenever she feels like orange juice, I’ll make her make it […]

    Coping with stress

    Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

    I’ve had almost 10 days of intense stress now. There is a family crisis and I, being one of the saner ones in Eurasian Land, have become the mediator in the midst of a family squabble. *sigh* It’s everything to do with love and money. *sigh*
    THEN. Tee is going through a tough time at school. […]

    Frequent headaches

    Saturday, September 20th, 2008

    The Hubs complained that I get headaches too frequently. I know I get headaches but I haven’t exactly given them a second thought. I thought it was normal to feel your head banging on a daily basis when you have a demanding four year old. Maybe not.
    So maybe I should take this headache thing more […]

    Franchising a business

    Saturday, September 20th, 2008

    I’ve always wanted to franchise a business but up till today have no idea what. I’m also perpetually on the lookout for franchise opportunities but so far, the brands that I’ve wanted to bring in have declined any interest in doing business in Malaysia. Their reasons were because our market is so small that it […]

    Tee’s future as a dermatologist

    Saturday, September 20th, 2008

    I have decided the fate of my child. Yes. Tee has always told me that she was going to be a doctor when she grew up but now, I am going to gear her towards dermatology. Why??? Because with dermatology, she doesn’t have to be on call so much like most other doctors. I mean, […]

    Best diet pill in the market

    Saturday, September 20th, 2008

    I usually don’t condone people taking diet pills but sometimes even a Doctor prescribes diet pills, especially when someone is obese and bordering on having serious health issues. Thus if you really NEED to take some diet pills, you should really do some research on the best diet pill that is available in the market. […]

    All about electronics

    Saturday, September 20th, 2008

    Despite the fact that I love gadgets and all things electronic, I couldn’t for the life of me imagine myself studying electronics to save my life. A good buddy of mine studied electronics engineering at the Imperial College of London and I saw him working out circuit boards during University. Now, he designs the most […]

    Children discovering things for themselves

    Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

    Tee, my cheeky fairy princess…..
    It is common knowledge that experts have always advised parents to leave their children alone during play to allow them to learn about the world themselves. For example, if you give your child a set of blocks, then let him play with it himself. Don’t offer suggestions of what to […]

    What to do when your four year old swears!

    Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

    Tee loves singing. She loves singing so much that she is almost always singing. She loves making up lyrics too, quite a composer she is. She has figured out how to rhyme words and constantly asks if the words rhyme and if it is a good song. *roll eyeballs*
    Recently, she’s had a new CD (and […]

    Do not underestimate the power of a woman scorn!

    Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

    Once upon a time, there were 2 famous Eurasian sisters - let’s call them the G-spot Sisters for the purpose of this story. The G-spot sisters were the talk of the town and had many men falling at their feet but only performed in other men’s fantasies. But for all their men glory, all they […]

    Hassle Free Kid’s Birthday Parties!

    Saturday, September 13th, 2008

    You know how every year since Tee was born, we’ve had only one party? Well this year was a little different. We had done so much traveling that Mommy was too darn tired to organise a party so instead, we just had little get-togethers…….and it was the best thing ever.

    This was the first get-together we […]

    Questions a four year old girl asks…

    Friday, September 12th, 2008

    Scene: Mother and daughter about to step into the shower together. Naked. Why? Do you shower with your clothes on?
    “Mom? Why are your boobies pointing to the ground???”
    *pause* Mother looks horrified.
    “Why? Where do you think they should be pointing?”
    “Straight at me!”
    OK. What in the world has spurred this little girl to even think of something […]

    Facebook Friends….or whatever you call them

    Friday, September 12th, 2008

    As I browsed through Facebook tonight, and only because someone added me as a friend (whilst I have a 10 friend request still pending), I started wondering what it really meant to be a facebook friend. Do I become your friend if I was introduced to you last week? Do I become your friend if […]

    Beautiful Designer Gowns

    Friday, September 12th, 2008

    One of these days, I want to be able to fit into and afford an evening gown by Oscar de la Renta. I have never seen the prices but my guess would that it would be in the region of RM30,000??? Hahahahaha…..would you pay that much for a gown? I guess if I was a […]

    Tee’s busy week

    Friday, September 12th, 2008

    I can drop dead right now. This week was birthday week, although Tee’s birthday is really tomorrow. Monday and Tuesday afternoon, we had Mandarin classes. Wednesday morning, Tee’s birthday party at school. Wednesday and Thursday afternoon, Tee was shooting in an Astro TVB8 programme which was SO fun. I will post pics up asap and […]

    Forgotten password

    Friday, September 12th, 2008

    You know, I had quite a few posts to complete by tonight because this week has been a super busy week but I tried logging into one of the blog agents and realised that I’d fogotten the password!!! I am so frustrated right now because I need to complete my work by tonight!!! I can’t […]

    Learn about the drugs you take before taking them

    Friday, September 12th, 2008

    Ever since my Mother contracted cancer, she has been a walking drug store. The woman has to wake up by a certain hour everyday to take her medicine failing which her whole day would be ruined. And since she gets immune to the myriad of drugs given to her, the Doctors have to keep testing […]

    How to know you’re Chinese (tag)

    Sunday, September 7th, 2008

    I got this tag from Nomadic Mom ages, I mean, aaaaaaa………………….ges ago. And I’m doing it today because there is some chicken soup being boiled in the kitchen that is supposed to be good for me and it is making me super nauseous! YUCK!!!
    1. You look like you are 18. - Actually yes, except that […]