A Mother’s Monologue

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Once upon a time, she designed buildings and interiors of corporate offices and on the rare occasion, homes. Now, she cleans poop and is student of a patience management course. From the drawing board as a London Architect to the realities of Motherhood, she has certainly learned many lessons in humility. And then others.....

To succeed in the corporate world, first succeed with your kid as the happy boss. Seriously.

This blog is about Mamapumpkin: A crazy, demented Mom who cares full time, alone, without any help, for an even crazier preschooler AND a baby with a boob addiction problem.

She writes anything that comes out of her head, mostly without thinking first, which almost always gets her into trouble (according to her husband, whom she considers the love of her life.......on a good day).

Her 2 pet monkeys drive her towards challenge after challenge, 24/7. Day after Day.....and by the way, her parents are Muslim, her in-laws Buddhist, she's Catholic and her Hubs, an Atheist. She's thinking her kids should be Hindu, just to complete the rainbow religion cycle.

Gotta love it.

She'd love to hear from you : Mamapumpkin at gmail dot com

Liquid Nitrogen and Frozen Avocado Beads

By Mamapumpkin, on August 30th, 2008

What happens when you have minus 196 degrees Celsius of liquid Nitrogen smoking in a pot? You do NOT touch it. If you do, you can start filling up the form to join the Fingerless Anonymous Society.

What happens when you squirt little droplets of mashed avocado through a plastic bottle into the liquid Nitrogen? Your Fairy Godmother appears after you recite Bippity-Boppity-Boo three times whilst stirring consistently with a wooden ladle. No, I’m kidding.

You get frozen avocado beads. When they have thawed for 2 minutes in room temperature, they are wonderful to eat. Wonderful alone or eaten accompanied with a dish.

Where do you think I learnt this from? I’ll tell you when I’ve finished writing about it on another blog