Today, I walked out of the washroom in front of 5 other women and 5 boisterous preschoolers who were releasing their pent up despair in the form of zooming past me at lightning speed flashes from left to right and right to left and sometimes, up and down; Tee suddenly stops in the very middle and asks me,
“Mommy, just now……. did you go to pee or poo?”
“I went to pee. Why?”
“When you pee’d, did pee come out or poo-poo?”
“Of course, pee! Why???”
Then she turns to the lady who was seated beside me and very loudly announces (meaning all 5 ladies could hear too),
“Do you know that yesterday, my Mommy pee-pee’d in the toilet but jelly came out?”
The lady frowns, “Jelly?”
Tee confidently explains, “Yes! Jelly came out when my Mommy pee’d. I saw it!! It’s not the eating kind of jelly, it’s gross!!!
By which time, I had frozen and made myself part of the wall. The lady was smart enough to ask no further but Tee continued,
“My Mommy is going to make a baby so that’s why when she pee’s jelly comes out.”
Now just imagine, if there had been some men around. What would YOU have done?
ROTFLOL…the ladies must be thinking the amount of KY Gel you were using the night b4!
LOL! I would’ve wished so hard that the earth will erupt and swallow me whole.
Hahaha, aiyoh, so embarrassing!!!I’m sure there are more to come, you’d better be careful
Your Tee is really funny LOL! Eh, how did Tee see the ‘jelly’ coming out?
How come got jelly wan ar??
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OMG!! Tee.. Tee.. hahahahaahah..
poor mummy.. Honestly, I don’t know what I would have done. Just hope to gosh that I wouldn’t see those ladies anytime soon.. if ever.. LOL!
Oh boy, I probably would have died! I think girls are very different from boys, my older 2 are boys and so far haven’t embarrassed me with anything even close to that but I better watch out as my 2 yr old girl gets older.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTHFLOL!!!
Hahahahahha!!!! aiyoh..!!! so funny..!! i still recovering yuo know .. from my surgeries.. muahahhahhhaahahha!!! aiyoh.. she is too cute lah..!!
I don’t understand, what jelly like substance did she speak about?