Mamapumpkin???

Once upon a time, she designed buildings and interiors of corporate offices and on the rare occasion, homes. Now, she cleans poop and is student of a patience management course. From the drawing board as a London Architect to the realities of Motherhood, she has certainly learned many lessons in humility. And then others.....



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She writes anything that comes out of her head, mostly without thinking first, which almost always gets her into trouble (according to her husband, whom she considers the love of her life.......on a good day).



Her 2 pet monkeys drive her towards challenge after challenge, 24/7. Day after Day.....and by the way, her parents are Muslim, her in-laws Buddhist, she's Catholic and her Hubs, an Atheist. She's thinking her kids should be Hindu, just to complete the rainbow religion cycle.



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Why you should never pee in front of your almost four year old

Today, I walked out of the washroom in front of 5 other women and 5 boisterous preschoolers who were releasing their pent up despair in the form of zooming past me at lightning speed flashes from left to right and right to left and sometimes, up and down; Tee suddenly stops in the very middle and asks me,

“Mommy, just now……. did you go to pee or poo?”

“I went to pee. Why?”

“When you pee’d, did pee come out or poo-poo?”

“Of course, pee! Why???”

Then she turns to the lady who was seated beside me and very loudly announces (meaning all 5 ladies could hear too),

“Do you know that yesterday, my Mommy pee-pee’d in the toilet but jelly came out?”

The lady frowns, “Jelly?”

Tee confidently explains, “Yes! Jelly came out when my Mommy pee’d. I saw it!! It’s not the eating kind of jelly, it’s gross!!!

By which time, I had frozen and made myself part of the wall. The lady was smart enough to ask no further but Tee continued,

“My Mommy is going to make a baby so that’s why when she pee’s jelly comes out.”

Now just imagine, if there had been some men around. What would YOU have done?

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