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This morning, my Aunt Flo came to pay me a visit. Shit, I hate it when she comes uninvited!! Anyway, I shouted out to Tee to bring me a towel to serve her and she brought me one which I had described in detail to her exactly where to get it. Then I told her to get me another one, because Aunt Flo is a messy eater, you see, and I don’t like mess. She got me the same one when I’d ask her for another towel and after getting the wrong towel twice and being sent back to get yet another, I swear I heard her go,

“Herhhhh….You fussy pot!!” in a big huffy whispery sigh.

“What did you say?”

“Nothing.”

“What did you say? Tell me!”

“Nothing!!”

“But I heard you say something! What did you say?”

“Nothing, Mom!!” she called out.

“Did you just call me a fussy pot?”

She returned sheepishly peeking just her head into the bathroom with a smile.

“Did you? Did you? Did you just call me a fussy pot?!”

She nods.

“Do you even know what a fussy pot is????”

She shrugs.

“You cheeky monkey. Who calls you a fussy pot? How can you call me a fussy pot when you don’t even know what it means!!!”

OK - definitely PMS-ing…….

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