….Talk is cheap….take it with a pinch of salt!
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This morning, my Aunt Flo came to pay me a visit. Shit, I hate it when she comes uninvited!! Anyway, I shouted out to Tee to bring me a towel to serve her and she brought me one which I had described in detail to her exactly where to get it. Then I told her to get me another one, because Aunt Flo is a messy eater, you see, and I don’t like mess. She got me the same one when I’d ask her for another towel and after getting the wrong towel twice and being sent back to get yet another, I swear I heard her go,
“Herhhhh….You fussy pot!!” in a big huffy whispery sigh.
“What did you say?”
“Nothing.”
“What did you say? Tell me!”
“Nothing!!”
“But I heard you say something! What did you say?”
“Nothing, Mom!!” she called out.
“Did you just call me a fussy pot?”
She returned sheepishly peeking just her head into the bathroom with a smile.
“Did you? Did you? Did you just call me a fussy pot?!”
She nods.
“Do you even know what a fussy pot is????”
She shrugs.
“You cheeky monkey. Who calls you a fussy pot? How can you call me a fussy pot when you don’t even know what it means!!!”
OK - definitely PMS-ing…….
Once upon a time, I designed buildings and interiors of corporate offices and on the rare occasion, homes. Now, I clean poop and am student of a patience management course. From the drawing board as a London Architect to the realities of Motherhood, I have certainly learned many lessons in humility. And then others.....
To succeed in the corporate world, first succeed with your kid as the happy boss. Seriously.
This blog is about me, Mamapumpkin. A crazy, demented Mom who cares full time, alone, without any help, for an even crazier preschooler AND a baby with a boob addiction problem. *sniff* Someone, please get me a chair.......
I write anything that comes out of my head, mostly without thinking first, which almost always gets me into trouble (according to my husband, also known as the love of my life.......on a good day).
My pet monkeys drive me towards challenge after challenge, 24/7.
Gotta love it.
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sasha
August 12th, 2008 at 5:07 am
hey..i’ll be asking the same thing also even I cannot PMS now u know?
shern's mom (167 comments.)
August 12th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
LOL. she’s just a very smart kid, those ‘towels’ are probably the only thing in the entire world she doesn’t understand.