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    Just before bathtime today…..

    By bigpumpkin | January 15, 2008

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    “Mommy?”

    “Hmmm?”

    “Girls should have willies.”

    Mommy froze. Mind went blank.

    “Why?”

    “I don’t know. They just should!”

    “Okay.”

    Mommy continues running bath.

    “The willy is like the stem and the pat-pat is like the leaf.”

    Mommy took a minute to digest that.

    “You are correct! Let’s get in now.”

    “No, I don’t want to bath with you. You use the shower. You have peeword.”

    “I don’t. It’s over now.”

    Mommy goes into shower after putting Tee into bath. No more discussion on private parts after that.

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    7 Responses to “Just before bathtime today…..”

    1. Nomadic Mom (102 comments.) Says:
      January 15th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

      hahaha funneeeee… Reminds me of my little niece when I bathed her when she was a toddler. She was sitting in the bath, and then with both hands opening and closing her “lips”, she said “Look! A-M Cheh. Can open close. open close one!!!”.

      Kids!!

    2. sasha Says:
      January 16th, 2008 at 1:20 am

      heheheh so far still don’t know how to speak. I wonder how i will respond when he ask me about that. Maybe i shud just say….err ask dadi?

    3. miche (88 comments.) Says:
      January 16th, 2008 at 11:56 am

      :lol: who teach her all those info??? u??? so farnee

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      January 16th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

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    5. Mama BoK (138 comments.) Says:
      January 17th, 2008 at 6:15 am

      Oh boy..!!! is she smart or what..?? muahaha!!

    6. laundryamah (59 comments.) Says:
      January 17th, 2008 at 10:10 am

      hahahahahha laugh die me la…. eh u “peeword” oso shower together with her ah? ayoooooo….

    7. chinnee (124 comments.) Says:
      January 17th, 2008 at 12:10 pm

      they sure funny when they talk like that!

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