A letter to my brother about making money

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A letter to my brother about making money

By bigpumpkin | October 31, 2007

Dearest brother,

I know how much you love money so I thought I’d introduce you to some money making avenues, such as working (do you know what that is?) Or robbing a bank. Or playing the stock market. Or betting on poker with some like-minded friends. Oh, you like black jack? That’s available too.

There is this site that features the top united states online casinos and it is something I know you would get excited about since you are ever the risk-taker looking for thrills and drills. In it are written reviews of the said casinos including a detailed scoring system to compare the things you would want to know such as withdrawal options, security, game options and their maximum payout bonuses. Whilst I know that you probably couldn’t care less about reading up and would just jump into the casino that appears to have the highest payouts, I urge you to read the fine print because, well because it is important. At very least, sweet talk your girlfriend into reading it for you as the last thing you want is to get sucked into a casino with a losing streak.

There is also an online poker room! You can just hop in and out as you wish. And the site is well designed and simple, unlike some very complicated sites. It’s very straightforward. I like that. And I’m sure that is the best for you too. *wink*

OK, there you go. Please put aside a small portion of your pocket money for this side hobby of yours, AFTER deducting your monthly expenses such as rent, utilities, food and University fees. And accept that you could very well lose. If you do, please refrain from asking for more money from home because I will kick your ass up the wazoo! I mean it.

Love always,

Your beloved sister

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