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  • « This is not my dream home | Home | The crap that comes out of my head »

    Three great uses for a van

    By bigpumpkin | October 30, 2007

    I have always wanted to take a caravan road trip in great weather so I do hope my wishes will come true one day. I’ve imagined this since I was a little girl so it’ll be awesome if we could take Tee for a trip across Kiwi hills or something. Tee could run around on grass at every stop, pluck flowers, roll around with her Daddy, have a picnic and watch the stars twinkle in the sky at night out in the open. Bliss….

    Another great use for a van? Crime. Drug smuggling. Human import and export. Robbery. OK, don’t go down this road. I take it all back.

    Sex! Yes! You can have sex in a van! Totally hidden from the views of public surroundings. Private from the prying eyes of the outside world. Definitely sex. Be daring. Be bold. Have sex in a van. Just make sure it has good suspension tyres.

    Whatever you do with your van, do ensure you have a valid Commercial Van Insurance or you’d have a double bust up if the cops find you. It doesn’t have to be expensive. Choose your insurance from a valid insurance vendor that offers a wide range of van insurances and you’re good to go! 

    ps - and it could be a hiding place from your three year old toddler. I’d buy that anytime.

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