Men, lies and a love affair

By bigpumpkin | August 18, 2007

Encik Husni was sitting reading the New York Times when his wife hit him on the head with a-frying-pan.

“What was that for?” he asked.

“That was for the piece of paper with the name ‘Linda’ on it that I found in your pants pocket”.

The man of the house then argued, “When I was at the horse races last week, Linda was the name of the horse I betted on!!!”

His wife apologised and got on with the housework.

Three days later when Encik Husni was watching CNN, his wife bashed him on the head with the wok, knocking him unconscious. She was furious.

Upon regaining consciousness, Encik Husni asked with contempt, “What the fuck’s up with YOU!???

His wife replied, “Your horse phoned last night…!!!”

Topics: Divorce, Humour |

shern's mom (126 comments.) Says:
August 18th, 2007 at 7:18 am

damn funny…
::rofl::

Glad you enjoyed it!
peterson (1 comments.) Says:
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:57 am
A very difficult question here. Yes, man cheat more than woman. In the western part I think woman cheat more. Sorry if I’m wrong. But I think the most important part is to built a strong relationship and walk through life.
JoMel Says:
August 29th, 2007 at 4:44 am
oh my lord! hahahaha

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