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The Hubs and his fucking card!
By bigpumpkin | May 24, 2007
After a hurried last minute grocery stop because my little princess just CANNOT live without pears and Farley’s Rusk biscuits with milk, we loaded the car boot and strapped our pet monkey in.
Whilst reaching for the Lemonade, feeding Tee her pretzel at the same time and taking out my Ventolin inhaler for a puff before the engine started, I heard the Hubs mumble miffedly, “God damn it. I can never find that fucking card!”
And before we knew it, a little voice went, “Is Daddy looking for his fucking card?”
“Farting card, Tee. Farting card,” he added as he tried desperately to conceal his faux pas.
Nice one, Daddy. NOT.
Topics: Toddler speech, Square Pumpkin, Small Pumpkin |
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May 25th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
HAHAHA!! What is ‘farting card’ btw, LOL!?
May 25th, 2007 at 10:04 pm
Yeah, nice try Daddy. Try again. Hahahah.
BTW, I’ve tagged you on the meaning of your children’s name. Check my blog for details.
May 27th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Good try daddy. My DH also likes to swear and I alwiz remind him to mind his language when he’s with the gals, else he’ll be really sorry when the gals show off their newly picked up words in public…. i can imagine how malu that would be.