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Don’t pretend you didn’t see me?!
By bigpumpkin | April 17, 2007
You know the feeling. That when you are out in public minding your own business, doing your own thing, when suddenly you catch a glimpse of somebody you know. And that same person’s eyes dart away the moment your both eyes meet in a flash. Is that her? Sure it is. But before you can walk over to say hello, she either scuttles away avoiding your path or worse, totally ignores you as though she doesn’t know you from apple.
Have you ever wondered why?
These are some reasons why I do it. (see *guilty* on my forehead)
One: I don’t have my fake eyes on so I really can’t see you clearly hence haven’t the faintest clue.
Two: I am in a life-threatening rush and even a two second hello to explain I am in a rush would send me to the morgue.
Three: I really, really, really think you are a maggot-infested dead rat. So let’s avoid the confrontation because I have a caustic tongue.
Four: I feel like Barney without make up and unshaved armpits on that particular day hence don’t feel confident enough to approach anyone nor want to discomfort you with my foul BO.
Five: I’m feeling anti-social and down because I’ve realised that my fat arse really is here to stay, and I just DON’T feel like doing the smiley, chatty, how are you thing!!!
I am far from perfect. I know.
Topics: EEEEWWWWE!!, On the way to madness, Pumpkin Thoughts |
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