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Resolution #1 - 2007
By bigpumpkin | January 1, 2007
OK - I’ve thought about it. My first resolution for the year has to be working hard.
Working hard enough till I can implement my invention of the T-1703 MUM - every mothers’ dream machine. The T-1703 MUM is the latest user friendly device of the milenium that will help mothers globally maintain control of their toddlers. A mechanism that can be customised according to your toddler’s temperament, all from the comforts of your favourite place in the home - with the click of a series of buttons. How cool is that?
Yup. This will definitely be my ticket to multi-millionairedom.
The T-1703 MUM can within seconds :-
- Send your toddler to bed, with 2 settings - day sleep (2 hrs) or night sleep (12 hrs)
- Ensure your toddler plays quietly by him/herself beside you for a whole hour
- Make your toddler perform acts of affection in abundance - 15 kisses, 5 hugs and say “I love you to the Moon and back, Mummy! For ever and ever!”
- Turn on the hearing and understanding power of toddlers by 15 decibals and 30 metric intelligence quotients ratings
- Turn on toddler self-cleaning mechanism for bathing and other toilet activities
- Induce toddler’s inner ability to recycle nutrients for continuous growth
- Make your toddler perform little favours, like fetching things or giving massages and walking the dog
- Say things you want him/her to say
And at all other times, just allow your toddler to be his/her natural self with his/her charming personality.
Oh and I almost forget! The T-1703 MUM also has an additional feature - a Mummy’s toy - AAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
What do you think?
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