My contribution to Niagara Falls

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By bigpumpkin | August 28, 2006

Visualise this:

I sit in an empty bath tub facing the taps. I put Tee in front of me and turn the taps on. And because she fights with me for the shower head, I pull it behind me and leave it there as the water runs. Then I shower her with my right hand reaching behind me for the shower head, bringing it to the front, then returning it back again periodically without looking once behind. Finally, we’re done and the taps go off. I return the shower head back to it’s home at the front taps. Then as I get a grip to lift my ass out of the bath tub, HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!

There is a big water collection pond behind me. As my derriere takes off, the flood of water gushes to the front almost causing Tee’s little bum to slide back.

Ladies and Gentlemen, my hips can now officially double up as a damp at the Niagara Falls!

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